I went to the worlds biggest corn maze it was rad I got lost and got then died.
I just hear the lil beep bee-bee-beep bee-bee-buuuuuuuuu when you’re about to get a text message.
Gaming nights
It’s October and I’m an innocent little pumpkin . I sure hope nothing bad happens to me 👉🏻👈🏻
Uh oh
Biden is so hellbent on beating the allegations of burying dogs that he chose the bitey-est dog he could find to make us beg for it. Adding joe buries his dog live on tv on his last day in office to my bingo card.
evil infodumping where you just tell lies
TikTok
5 Minute Crafts
Resume
Anonymous asked:
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.
Anonymous asked:
hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing
peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain
Anonymous asked:
Why do you always look so tired
because i am lol
i’m glad we as gays can bond over what makes us horny
every time i get a new follower who isn’t a porn bot:
(drinking ice water) there is a god and he is loving
(drinking lukewarm water) there is no god but that is okay
(drinking hot water) oo owch owch yowza
Anonymous asked:
gave a guy head once and after he finished he said "thanks for kissing my worm" guess that's what happens when you suck a guy off behind a tesco express
I hate my followers so much it’s unreal. Not even a proper fucking Tesco’s
