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hi it is one of those days don’t touch me

I have two bedtime moods:

“It’s only 8 pm and I feel like I’m gonna pass out on my feet.”

“Wait when did it become 3 am?”

Bold of you to assume that both can’t happen in the same night

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

Anus tart, I can’t breathe…

Me the cat always

The cat’s right though

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HOHO MEME

Omg

The “Deserved better” squad

Tell that to my upcoming assignments

reblog if u are currently A Mess

do you ever think about something you said and you’re like:

“why am i so stupid?”

because i do all the time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

GIRLS.

I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.

Giveaway time!

As an apology for my inactivity and a thank you to everyone who continues to support everything I’m working on, I’m doing a giveaway!

I picked up these Clexa funkos a few weeks ago and I’d like to send them out–as a pair– to someone. Somewhat (incredibly) hilariously, the guest star is the only popular pop from the show, and hers is the only one still in production, so this Clarke pop just got a lot more rare.

Like or reblog this post and on Halloween, I’ll be randomly selecting a winner!

I’ll ship anywhere in the world, and to anyone. 

(but I would prefer if the winner is someone who doesn’t have either of the Pops yet. I know some of us would love six Lexas, but it would be pretty cool if you’d spread the love. Of course, I have no way of knowing so I’m not going to call you on it, but it would just be a cool thing.)

Nonetheless, go ahead and like/reblog for a boost or a chance to win. No limit on entries, I’ll be using one of those random selector things to pick a winner on Halloween, October 31st.

While we’re here, I’m also going to take a second to shamelessly boost my current in progress fics:

in love and war and politics - in progress. 132k words, rated m.  Here! “It’s the most watched Senate race around the country, and Clarke Griffin is running one hell of an underdog campaign against the favored Cage Wallace. But she has a secret weapon that might save the campaign–and a secret that might ruin it. And both are named Lexa Ward.” 

six shooter - in progress. 7.7k words, rated m. Here! “Lexa prefers contract killer. Brutally precise and efficient. Blood for money—no other attachments. 

Clarke prefers hitwoman. More force, more room for improvisation. 

Neither of them prefer crossing paths with each other. In fact, they openly loathe it: crossing paths usually results in threats, violence, gunfire, the occasional chase and at least one instance of bondage. 

But when Clarke and Lexa are hired by different clients to kill the same target, their paths won’t only cross, but converge. Explosively.”

green like american money - coming soon. rated m. Heir apparent to billionaire CEO Titus Woods, Lexa Woods has one perfect Hamptons summer before she is granted control of one of the wealthiest corporations in the world. Gliding through galas and yacht parties and country club dinners with effortless ease, Lexa is a darling of East Coast high society. She has the world at her feet.

Enter Clarke Griffin. The wealthy and irreverent daughter of west coast tech boom entrepreneurs, she is the one girl who can threaten Lexa’s perfect summer.

And the only one she can’t resist.

Untitled S3 Canon Fixit - coming soon. rated m. In which Lexa and Clarke find themselves at the center of a conspiracy. Playing out the way I envisioned S3, with civil war, coups, assassination attempts, betrayals, alliances, exploration, travel, training, and healing. 

So that’s what’s coming soon! Whether you read my fics or not, you’re still welcome to reblog the post for the giveaway! Thanks again for all the patience and support.

someone: hey you should watch this thing about these lesbians who tr-

me:

Preach

sometimes i forget how to spell a word so i change the whole sentence to avoid using it

i don’t see enough positivity for closeted lesbians so reblog this post if u think closeted lesbians are just as valid as lesbians who’re out !