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Troyler af.

@teyleroaklay

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I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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4lienmatt

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

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so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

I legitimately laughed, out loud, involuntarily. I love this post so much.

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I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.

Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating.  It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.

I… I… oh…

It is easier to deal with not completing something because you didn’t try to do it than to deal with trying to do it and failing to do it perfectly

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EVERY REBLOG GENERATES 1-5 CENTS DONATION TO CHARITY: WATER

More RE-BLOGS = More DONATIONS = More LIVES SAVED

100% of donations directly fund water projects for communities in need, and we prove each one using photos and GPS coordinates on Google Maps.

$20  = 1 CHILD CLEAN WATER FOR 20 YEARS

Richard :-)

REBLOG 5,000,000 TIMES

WHERE ARE THERE SO LITTLE NOTES YOU GUYS

REBLOG THIS SAVE SOME LIVES.

Oh okay.

I can’t not reblog.

I care too much.

reblogging this to remind myself to donate when I get my purse 

reblogging this because I really want them to live like we do.

A MUST TO REBLOG

PLEASE REBLOG. I don’t care if it’s truth or not. But it may be, and you have to understand that this is REALLY important. When you get your hands dirty you just go to the bathroom and clean them. Well this people can’t, and they can’t shower either. And they need that water to drink it, and to stay alive. There’s people out there suffering, and just by reblogging you can help them. So please, I don’t care if this doesn’t fit your blog, this is actually worth it.

How can this not have 1million+ reblogs?

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How tf California in a dtougbt

There’s water to the left of y'all Like Go get it. It’s always been there.

you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple

Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude

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I’m fucking crying jesus christ

Im so proud of him you don’t even know

literally fucking stab me

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why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

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piercings, tattoos, makeup and hairstyle do not affect a person’s ability to learn and flourish in education. stop preventing children from expressing their identities, and pressuring them to look a certain way. 

100% for this.

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bowlljob

take this to country leaders

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but really guys

tampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periods

should be a thing

wrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures 

make kids feel comfortable about something natural that happens to their bodies. 

and for goodness sake

don’t sexualize it

No. Actually. Why do you need this? You don’t. Getting your period means you are starting to mature, which means you need to drive them AWAY from needless things like that. Also, you all bitch enough as it is about paying for these things, imagine how much more money companies will charge for those things? Or, maybe EDUCATE them, so they will already feel comfortable about it. Jesus fucking christ. 

Tell that to ten-year-old me, who still hadn’t had the period talk yet in school. I was crying and freaking out because I thought I was dying. Then my mother comes up to me and says with a smile “You’re becoming a woman!” I didn’t want to grow up yet. I was ten. Fucking ten and was told to start to grow up. My mom wanted me to get away from silly little kids things because I’m fucking bleeding out my goddamn vagina.

Also some people are children at heart and like to be silly and having a dinosaur-patterned maxi-pad would be pretty fuckin’ hilarious and I’m sure there’d be a huge market for that.

Not all people with vaginas are stoic and serious and want the same frilly, swirly boring-ass pads and tampons.

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lisacatha

Also are you fucking serious?! Do you know how fucking scary it is when they’re like, oh yeah you’re a woman now, you can get pregnant and have children. Like its so cool. No it’s not to a 12 year old. I would have loved some fun stuff. Fuck you. No 12 year old needs to grow up because they bleed out of their fucking vagina, fuck off.

Are you serious. Fuck off. First off the would pay more to make these things but they would sell. Second off I still can barely talk about anything close to this subject with my family or friends. It would be hella rad to have pink sparkly wrappers fuck off.

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I WANT TO BE A PART OF A GROUP OF INTERNET FRIENDS WHO LIKE HAVE A TON OF INSIDE JOKES AND LIKE SKYPE ALL THE TIME AND SEND EACH OTHER UGLY SNAPCHATS AND TEXT ALL THE TIME AND KNOW EACH OTHER'S FAMILY AND PETS BY NAME AND HAVE NICK NAMES FOR EACH OTHER AND UGH

So many of us have reblogged this we need to start grouping off no joke

We so need to

Can I join?

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remember when Mulan risked her life and her family’s honor to save her dad and ended up saving all of China from the Huns but Anna and Elsa are considered Disney’s feminist icons

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karkarkat

Remember when Tiana spent hours and hours working hard to save up for her own restaurant to make her dreams a reality without any man in the equation, but Anna and Elsa are the feminist icons?

Remember when Nani tried went from job to job so the social services would get off her back and let her keep her sister. Then when they did come for lilo she negotiated with them and when her sister was kidnapped; She beat up an alien with a branch demanding to be taken to her sister. But you know anna and elsa are the feminist icons?

Remeber when Mrs. Jumbo got locked in solitary confinement because she was trying to stand up for Dumbo. Because she stood up for him she got whipped and it was worth it to her. But of course anna and elsa are the feminist icons?

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legitniall

Ayyyyy yo fuck boii’s!!

So I hit 4k followers last night (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT?) and I thought I’d do another giveaway to say thank you!!

What Am I Giving Away??

  • 1st place - £10 gift card for danandphilshop.com (sorry its not more)
  • 2nd place - £5 gift card for danandphilshop.com (sorry its not more)
  • 3rd place - A digital painting of anything you want 

What Do You Have To Do??

- You must be following me as I’m doing this as a thank you to my followers :)

- Likes and reblogs count (reblog as much as you want)  

- No giveaway blogs or second blogs 

Extra Info yo!

- Giveaway finishes on 30th of May (6pm UK time)

- It is totally international, it doesn’t matter where you live or what your currency is

- Names will be selected at random in a generator thing

- I’ll message the winner, so have your ask box open and if you don’t reply within a day someone else will be selected at random

- Once you’ve replied I will send you the code that you can use to buy anything you want from the Dan and Phil shop :)

- Shipping for the items you order with the gift card will either have to come out of the gift card or you can pay for it out of your own money so if you win bear this in mind whilst ordering

- Any questions message me

Good luck fuck boii’s!!

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reblog this and tag:

  1. where you live
  2. your first language
  3. what u call this

who the fuck changed it from a roundabout to whatever the fuck this is?

the first time i saw it it was what is the nearest market.

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Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

kahoot

FUCKING KAHOOT

what the fuck is kahoot

The best part about kahoot is the usernames I once used phillyshusband there was also Kim k yeezus and north west once

I FRAKING LOVE KAHOOT we play it in Spanish and half of the entire class is in a huge competition.