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A blog about Starfleet's finest crew getting into shenanigans across the galaxy. What you will find in this blog expoloration: picture edits, social media edits, text posts, headcanons, reblogged art and gifs.

So no shade to Discovery or Picard but the main reason I think I’m loving Strange New Worlds is because they seem to know that yes, Star Trek is about high minded discussions of ethics, philosophy and human nature (not to mention the Drama) but it is also about Shenanigans. Tomfoolery. The kind of hijinks you’d half expect to see out of a fan fic.

Shakespeare wouldn’t be Shakespeare without the dick jokes and Star Trek just isn’t Star Trek to me without the kind of vibe where, with a straight face, the plot involves body swapping, tribbles, weird Klingon bachelor parties, sex pollen, or saving the day with the power of rock music.

Pike and Una are gone for .03 seconds, and spock:

-steals the flagship

-convinces the crew to disobey direct orders

-fakes a warp core breach

-visits forbidden territory

- destroys another vessel

-gets drunk at a klingon rager

And people still have the *gall* to say Kirk was the troublemaker.

i didn’t get to post this yesterday so. voilà.

[image ID: fake tweet conversation. first tweet is from user @ CommanderSpock aka Spock and it reads: “In honor of National Coming Out Day, I would like to inform you all that I have discovered that I do not like women.” it has 524K retweets and 9.5M likes. the second tweet is a reply from user @ captainkirk aka jim and reads: “YOU’RE A MISOGYNIST???” it has 85M retweets and 455M likes. end image ID]

My new 2023 calendar - Captain Pike is January’s page ✨

I was hoping February would be Spirk themed but I do love the bright red color scheme. In a roundabout way Khan did facilitate the most tragically romantic Spirk moment.

Mirror Mirror March ✨ My favorite page so far hands down (this will be hard to beat)

This image fits so well with April fools & Easter 😂

A little madness for the month of May 😜

Uhura being on June’s page screams lesbian rights ✨

My new 2023 calendar - Captain Pike is January’s page ✨

I was hoping February would be Spirk themed but I do love the bright red color scheme. In a roundabout way Khan did facilitate the most tragically romantic Spirk moment.

Mirror Mirror March ✨ My favorite page so far hands down (this will be hard to beat)

This image fits so well with April fools & Easter 😂

A little madness for the month of May 😜

My new 2023 calendar - Captain Pike is January’s page ✨

I was hoping February would be Spirk themed but I do love the bright red color scheme. In a roundabout way Khan did facilitate the most tragically romantic Spirk moment.

Mirror Mirror March ✨ My favorite page so far hands down (this will be hard to beat)

This image fits so well with April fools & Easter 😂

My new 2023 calendar - Captain Pike is January’s page ✨

I was hoping February would be Spirk themed but I do love the bright red color scheme. In a roundabout way Khan did facilitate the most tragically romantic Spirk moment.

Mirror Mirror March ✨ My favorite page so far hands down (this will be hard to beat)