BLÅHAJ Blast

too much compyupter

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

トラゴマ on X: “断捨離しようと片付け始めたんですけど、見つけたもので遊んでしまって全く進みません😂 https://t.co/lVz3QX6wGx” / X

YIPPIE YIPPIE YAY YAY YAY YAYAY!!!! WEEEEE

they hit that shit clean

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

I heard you won stupidest cock at the sex olympics

Well there’s your problem

he's sooooo cool.

reposting because op was fash

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

remembering all the times i spent money

this beast looks like yuuko aioi after someone said something really stupid

it's strooping absolute wafel

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

Happy pride month to these guys and no one else.

[ID. a photo of two men standing and smiling. they both wear graphic tees with arrows pointing to the other person, one says “i’m he’s” and the other says “he’m I’s”. end ID.]