Eventually Greg's soul left his body and started house-hunting on its own.
Grandma would have gone to bed if those nice removal men hadn't borrowed all her furniture.
Kitchen includes a newly fitted reason to leave and never come back.
Winner of Bathroom of the Year when 1980 was 100 years into the future and 250 years ago.
"It's next door's bin again. Wants to know if the green one's still grounded from last week"
We decided on the wallpaper after a particularly noisy crapshoot.
After a couple of years Jeff began to wonder if it really was a bonsai tree.
“It’s great to have somewhere for our books, and it’ll be even better once we’ve written them”
As the sun set on a sleepy evening, all across town the washing machines waited to make their move.
Arthur can usually be found in his beloved garden, soaking up the darkness.
A spectacular lack of taste can sometimes help make a room look larger than it actually is.
If our third is a boy we might call him something else.
I still think the neighbours’ response to our Halloween party has been an overreaction.
1 bedroom terraced medieval castle for sale. Would suit first time Tudor monarch.
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