where the adventures are terrible

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

There has literally always been ads

doesnt it feel that way

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

SKELETON

SKELETON

i thot the beatles died

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

my wife now

hired

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

Via @bulbaderp

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHARKS HAVE BEEN AROUND THE GALAXY TWICE

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

Mixed reviews...

The worst thing filmmaker’s ever did was decide that because it’s called “Dracula” it must be because it’s about the actual guy Dracula and his melancholic woes and alluring world of darkness and seduction and not the fact that every single character in the book hates him. Every single worker he comes across cusses him out and tells him he’s ugly and his vibes are rancid. Jonathan Harker wants to chop him up with a machete Quincy wants to shoot him so bad Renfield wants to crush his windpipe Van Helsing and Seward and Arthur and Mina and everyone else want him dead by impalement and decapitation. It’s called “Dracula” because every single character wants a piece of that bastard.

So fun fact: At some point in my life I got it into my head I wanted to make a Highly Ambitious Sci-Fi Simulation Murder Mystery Game, where all the characters in it were fully simulated and had their little simulated goals and ANY of them could have done it and it was up to you to piece together the clues they’d naturally leave behind in the wake of their nefarious deeds to decide who actually had the means and opportunity as you slowly realized EVERYONE present had motive.  Obviously, it would be a riff on Murder on the Orient Express, but that’s not important.  But, when I realized that I wanted to have a SINGLE person be the target of all that aggression, I realized in my heart of hearts that person had to be Dracula.  And BOY did the plot of the game write itself out at that point. So many various reasons people could want this bastard dead. 

Ultimately, the ambitiousness of the simulation was its undoing: I wasn’t yet in a point in my programmer skill tree where I knew how to properly debug AI, so it ended up unfinished (and for a platform I no longer have access to, alas).  HOWEVER let me leave you with my very favorite bug: Because I needed lots of reasons for characters to be constantly moving around and not just holing up in their space-train cars, they had various bodily needs, like hunger and thirst and the need to go to the bathroom, you know, normal things.  Imagine my horror and delight when I was running a test game to figure out why Dracula kept Not Getting Murdered only to discover he was *LOCKING HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM AND PISSING ETERNALLY*.  Turns out I had a bug where you just...wouldn’t stop.   I ALSO had a bug with the locking mechanism and people could let themselves IN but not out, so eventually the entire cast ended up there in the Infinite Piss room, unable to leave, and unwilling to murder because of all the witnesses.  Hell is real and its a buggy simulation game.

Op I’ve been laughing at this for 5 minutes. Literally have tears streaming down my face.

Y... you're OP.

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The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta

turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean

@straycatj

In Japan, some say there's a secret association called NNN(Neko-Neko-Network) and they observes human and send stray cats to them who wants to be a nice family with a new small cat ......

giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime

you can’t convince me he isn’t a victim

— Lorenzo Kom’boa Ervin (via america-wakiewakie)

>He doesn't have a commemorative 9/11 ritual dagger

Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it's a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.

6:50*

UGH! NO I HATE ANY AND EVERY SONG LONGET THAN 4:00 BY DEFAULT!!!

You’re not a music lover you’re a music tolerator. this is a conversation for music lovers only, which you are not. Remember that