THE SIGNS #1 SCORPIO
Before we take this shit any further we need to clear the air about Scorpio. This motherfucker gets so much unnecessary hate it’s almost unbelievable. What do you know about Scorpio? It’s fixed water, so emotional, the deepest, all the sex in the land, and I hate them.
What the fuck? Okay. Let’s get it straight. Immediately.
First: everyone has Scorpio somewhere in their chart, so everyone has Scorpio playing out somewhere in their life. Once again, the signs are just phases people.
Second: You’re right, I’ll give it to you. Scorpio is the deepest of the signs. When we say deep, we mean deep as in the depths. Like, the most base shit that connects all of us. If Taurus is out here smelling every flower, then Scorpio is on some root shit.
Everything is connected. It’s true. Scorpio represents the most secure (fixed) emotional connection. And yes, the truth is, emotional connections often go unannounced. As is: we use emotional connections to (1) dump all our gross-ass, never dealt with myself shit into and (2) take zero accountability because emotions are so changey who can actually deal with them. It’s easy to pass around and pick up on emotional shit without having to actively acknowledge it. Scorpio is our connection on the deepest darkest level. No, not dark as in horror porn, dark as in the fucking lights are off so everyone is refusing to look at the affects of their shitty actions.
Water stabilizes. But all the water signs especially Scorpio and that spineless bitch Piseces are emotional freaks there’s nothing stable about them. Yes, this is true. But the point we all miss is that it’s through expressing all our feelings and taking ownership of them (the part that all you bitches want to skip), that we give some structure to the shit that typically goes unacknowledged. And that structure, well. It stabilizes. And you move forward from this stable place better about to express yourself (yes, we get it, fire signs follow water for a reason).
Scorpio is on some root shit, right? Our roots are all entwined. Scorpio has the unfortunate responsibility of picking up on all the feelings that the rest of us are too pussy to feel ourselves. For all the hype they sell themselves, Scorpio is rarely aware of how fucking deep it really is. These people have a hard time identifying what is actually their shit and what is someone else’s shit they’re just picking up on and acting out. So, give these little motherfuckers a motherfucking break - and Scorpio (in whatever area of your life this bitch shows up), do yourself a damn favor, get your discernment together, and work on setting some boundaries.
At its highest level, Scorpio connects us in a remarkably wonderful way. It shows us the depth of our relationships to each other, and reveals how we can actually all operate as one if we really look at how we affect each other and take accountability for the shit we put out into the world - not just our actions, but our thoughts and feelings too.
The point: next time you want to hate on Scorpio, take a look in the fucking mirror instead! They’re just showing you the parts of yourself that you refuse to deal with.
Peace out Astrology bitches.
XO BULLSHT FREE ASTROLOGY
The delightfully aggressive description of being a Scorpio.
-A Scorpio Woman
