Take me high and I'll sing

been stuck with a terrible feeling that one of the episodes in the new black mirror season is gonna end with a title card like "the program you just watched was written by artificial intelligence" and they're going to be so smug about it and we'll all have to talk about it for weeks

oh hey apollo

lol

why is everyone in the tags going “hurr hurr idiot of course thats what AI is” like. he’s saying what you’re all saying. he’s maybe the first dude i’ve seen with a decent amount of mainstream sway come out and call AI what it is against a sea of corporate brained hucksters breathlessly exclaiming that it’s The Death Of All Artists. like he’s on your side, why are you mad at him for it

I mentioned it before but it is very striking to me that as of the last tumblr update, there are now no (0) ways to open someone's desktop blog from a dashboard post. like you can't access the url dot tumblr dot com page at all now unless you already know it exists. imo this seems like a canary that personal blog pages will be gone very shortly, which would suck, since to me that is one of the only good things this site has going for it

Correction: you can still open the top-level URL.tumblr.com link from someone's avatar on the dashboard (so, someone you follow). Actually, I should specify. Here's a post on the dashboard with seven ways to access a post:

So you can access the custom blog, but not a post on a custom blog, despite the plethora of links. Very annoying.

No, here’s the worst part: you can indeed get the link of the post you are clicking on and view it on the person’s custom blog!

IT’S JUST ON THE FUCKING MEATBALL MENU TIMESTAMP INSTEAD FOR SOME REASON I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS SITE

oh my god

I'm glad someone found it because I was trying to get to a prev tags and I ended up searching for the post in the person's blog

The queer erotic meets horror in Ossuary, my new novella! If you’re a fan of horror movies like The Descent or As Above, So Below, you won’t want to miss this.

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monarchist SCUM!

Its called growth, Your Honor.

Leverage S01E02 The Homecoming Job/ Leverage Redemption S02E13 The Crowning Achievement Job.

SCREAM (1996) + trivia

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

you just know vash pierced his own ear

ok but like. he was absolutely by himself when he did it. and it’s something He himself did. alone. he decided to do it and did it, without help, amidst everything. probably in the bathroom of some shitty inn with horrible lighting, really late at night, when he just could not fucking relax. and it was something he wanted to do for awhile but, in that instant, actually doing it was a spur of the moment thing. he had the stuff on hand— not the BEST tools to use but like, fuck it. the pain was fleeting but his hands were steady. it was something that was his. always grounding to look at and remember. it’s something that will be there forever and hurt but it was something HE did. for himself. and that’s relieving. comforting. it’s his. and he can look in the mirror and see it. knowing that. whatever

@danwylds PLEASE tell me what other businesses you think are made up I'm so curious

Congratulations to The Register for what might be my favorite coverage of the indictment.

Wait, the closing paragraphs are pretty strong, too.

And went off the air because a TEXAS DA they caught unalived himself...

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna15592444

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I think an under-discussed component of "Twink Death" is that whatever allowance we are awarded to express femininity and androgyny is tied to youth. It can be charming in a "boyish" way, but it's a phase we're supposed to grow out of when we reach a certain age and revert to the generic category of men. Are many afraid to age because we live in a youth-obsessed culture and want to remain fuckable? Well yes, but I see a real fear that suddenly our gender expression will be seen as embarrassing or perverted. It's also of course fucked up that gender expression should be tied to body type to begin with!