this frame left a profound impression on me
The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.
“The Onion is not satire at this point, it is [literal definition of satire]”
the solidarity between goths and all-pink femmes complimenting each others outfits in public is so important. society and my immortal teach us that goths and preps are natural enemies but it’s simply not true we are each others greatest allies in the war against boring fashion
some of you guys are like two steps away from acting like tumblr is a super secret exclusive club and we need some kind of special code word to identify ourselves to other tumblr users
quick everybody we need to tell the reddit users about stealing shoelaces from former US president barack obama (twitter users dni)
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: UM, WHAT ARE YOU?
Be the only person in the room who is asked for their pronouns.
sorry but it’s actually so horrific how little of a sense of community people have, how little regard they extend towards the other humans around them. killing people for being loud on the subway or turning around in your driveway. loading your gun and waiting at the door because a child ran your doorbell unexpectedly. ring cameras, neighborhoodapp, community watch group Facebook pages. you’ve assigned yourself the role of the one true peacekeeper and casted everyone else around you as a threat to be controlled. there’s no connection or love or compassion. just a deep distrust and hatred.
and the people who face the most significant consequences from this are the ones who are already deemed as outsiders. people of color, especially Black people, disabled people, people with mental illnesses, homeless people.
and so many people are willfully promoting this complete alienation from each other. the obsession with true crime, the hatred directed at children for existing in public spaces, the policing and controlling of where homeless people are allowed to be / what they’re allowed to do, the constant fearmongering about public transportation. you are building a society of FEAR. you are conditioning yourself to distrust everyone around you. you need to make an active, conscious effort to engage with the world and the life around you in a healthy manner.
FOOLS. YOU’RE ALL FOOLS.
just remembered this exchange from a couple years ago where my creepy ex coworker told me he got covid and I replied like this and didn’t realize how my tone sounded until months later
reeling back in disgust every time i remember that my favorite media is also consumed by the greater public and not only my small group of incredibly correct and incredibly autistic mutuals
i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...
Reblog and put in the tags the most unfunniest internet meme/joke you’ve ever seen (can include fandom jokes)
shout out to collaborative storytelling fr. #1 human enrichment activity since language was invented.