I don't care what gender you are. Put on this slutty top and these tight shorts.

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

From forums we arose and to forums we will return

thats really poetic i'm gonna fuck off to halo reach matchmaking lobbies

If this place goes down I guess I got no choice but old school RuneScape

i was going to say “back to the offshoot DBZ fan forum” as a joke but i legitimately still play fantasy football with those guys

From forums we arose and to forums we will return

thats really poetic i'm gonna fuck off to halo reach matchmaking lobbies

If this place goes down I guess I got no choice but old school RuneScape

i was going to say “back to the offshoot DBZ fan forum” as a joke but i legitimately still play fantasy football with those guys

through various circumstances beyond your control, you are being forced to add a minimum of one extra eye to your body. the entity (probably wizard or warlock) forcing this upon you is nice enough to give you a choice.

note: the eye/s will by default look like your pre-existing eyes, same color and shape, unless you come up with something cool enough to convince the wizard/warlock to put in the extra effort to fulfill your design desires. i.e. giving you the pupil of a goat, making your iris purple, making the eye insanely large, etc. make your plea in the tags if you so wish.

Despite the presence of kittens in the house, we’re officially back to equilibrium: Malice and Vice are back in their thrones and all is right in the world.

Does Vice always take the right side and Malice the left or do they swap occasionally

It’s the chairs, not the sides– that’s a his-and-hers set and for whatever reason they assigned themselves to the correct seats for their genders. If I swap the positions of the chairs, Vice will still take the his and Malice well take hers.

Vice also deeply loves his ghost chair, which Malice is entirely indifferent to

Malice also has a preferred secondary spot, which is right here.

Malice also has

a preferred secondary

spot, which is right here.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Aaaaawwwww yeah get haiku’d idiot

Every morning

You: Hey man check it out, the old project car i’ve been working on is coming along 🤳

Steam email in your notifications:

Hey TwinkpilledGarfield,

A TF2 crate you listed in the Community Market in 2013 has been sold to Racist Hitler. Your Steam Wallet has been credited 0.03 USD.

Actually, let's clarify this one, a little more. They are obviously a couple, and were always written to be a couple. What else would they be? (No, they aren't sisters, they have different names.)

"We never married, so we're undivorceable," they sang in the Stephin Merritt musical of Coraline...

(They were based on my long ago elocution teacher and her partner.)

Yet another. I appear to have answered this one many many times on Tumblr alone (and on Twitter, alav ha-shalom, and even on my blog, before that).

And what I find oddest about it, is if it had been an elderly man and an elderly woman as neighbours, who had been living in the flat downstairs for the past thirty years or more, you'd just assume they were a couple, and would not be writing to the author to find out if they were a brother and sister or perhaps roommates.

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

So no affirmative action, no discrimination protections for same-sex couples, AND no debt forgiveness? This sucks

Another piece of news:

https://www.npr.org/2023/06/23/1183931393/the-supreme-court-rules-against-the-navajo-nation-in-colorado-river-case#:~:text=The%20U.S.%20Supreme%20Court%20says,tribe%20in%20a%20decadeslong%20dispute.

This court fucking sucks.

Not much we can do right now for college applicants of color, indebted graduates, or lgbt people facing discrimination from businesses, but we CAN donate to the Navajo water project https://www.navajowaterproject.org/

how to make wizards wand of ancient magicians

step one

step 2 (for casting fireball)

step three dragon slaying wizards lance

if you want to run a successful tumblr blog you should change your blog title to Angela or Sarah and then have your first post be a video of 2 people having sex. simple as that

my wire mother taught me so much. like which metal is the best heat conductor. and the imagination needed to feel warmth

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

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25/26

i wasnt finished yet

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