Safer

why tumby the only social media with a way to use tags without making ur post Big Ugly

i think one of my fave shark facts is this thing that some species of sharks do where they sorta peek their heads out of the water to see whats above the surface…..its called spyhopping and great white sharks do it all the time

This gave me so much serotonin for some reason.

They look like they forgot they can breathe underwater and think they’re drowning

maybe one day i'll have an idea AND act on it within the same year

Found this guy while kayaking

Not for long you didn’t

god, I could watch the Softshell Shuffle all day

missing my boy connor today :(

A Test of Courage | by Justina Ireland Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith #I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT STAR WARS GETS EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER #WHEN YOU CONSIDER HOLDING SOMEONE’S LIGHTSABER = HOLDING THEIR UNDERWEAR #THAT ANAKIN IS SORT OF LOSING HIS UNDERWEAR AS HE SPEEDER HOPS ACROSS CORUSCANT #THAT OBI-WAN HAS TO PICK UP ANAKIN’S UNDERWEAR IN MID-AIR AS HE’S FLYING PAST #THAT OBI-WAN TOSSES HIS UNDERWEAR TO ANAKIN AS HE FIGHTS DOOKU #THAT OBI-WAN PICKS UP ANAKIN’S UNDERWEAR SO THAT HE CAN ONE DAY PASS IT ALONG TO LUKE #THERE IS NO WAY IN WHICH THIS IS NOT SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN I COULD POSSIBLY SAY #HELP I’M CRYING

OK, but that makes so many interactions between Obi-Wan and Cody hilarious as well.

cody finding obi-wan’s underwear wherever he goes is this a seduction lost in translation or is obi-wan a bit slutty (via @piepeloe​) IT MAKES THIS PARALLEL EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER, TOO:

STOP FLINGING YOUR UNDERWEAR ALL OVER THE PLACE, YOU TWO

Does this mean that General Grievious is a panty snatcher or

Everyone else go home because nothing is going to make me laugh harder than panty snatcher Grievous waving Obi-Wan and Anakin’s underwear in their faces.

How this got me thinking of Jedi in thongs, I’ll never know 😂

Happy “Akechi Fucked Up” Day!

Literally a week after his birthday

This could literally be an Onion article

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

tired of thinking . tired of planning . im just gonna draw some shit & whatever happens happens & its everyone elses problem

it's what daft punk would have wanted

The struggle is real

(via)

📷: Will Harford

Pride month!

pa-pa-palpatine, senate’s greatest love machine

There was a sith that really was gone

Pa-pa-palpatine, bamboozler of the Naboo queen

The most masterful, senate sith con.

@royalhandmaidens’ tags

Palpatine should be able to boogie

I thought I just wouldn’t under the image

But then

Sheevy McDreamy

Forever burned in my memory 😂

Ayat you’re an icon

there lived a certain man, in Naboo far away,

He was dark and strong, and his heart was shadowed flame

Most people looked at him with reverence and pride

But to Jedi mooks he was never specified

He could wield the Dark Side like a Sith Lord

Full of cunning and guile

But he also was the kind of teacher

Few could dare defy

pa-pa-palpatine, senate’s greatest love machine

There was a sith that really was gone

Pa-pa-palpatine, bamboozler of the Naboo queen

The most masterful, senate sith con.

He ruled the Senate’s chair, and never mind the Queen

To consolidate, there was never one more keen!

In planning his tenure, he spied a likely soul

Young Skywalker, who would neatly fit the role.

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets