color wheel trend but its tgcf
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How fucked up would it have been if, among the corpses that got out of the blood pool to protect everyone during the second siege
There is a particular one that catches everyone's attention
So much more unsettling than all others
The Yiling Laozu himself
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new dynamic idea: guy whose soul was trapped in a weapon for hundreds of years after being cursed by a wizard, and guy who used to wield said weapon. both of them still forget that the first guy is back in a human body now sometimes.
Saw a crow with little leaf shoes a while back. It was a good day.
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
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(jc voice) i thought i was already living in hell but it just keeps getting worse
a redraw from CQL... this ep put me through every stage of grief all at once not gonna lie
I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.
See, I don’t think that’s the case. Certainly, Sophie’s magic is often more practical than Howl’s, but if you think that the practicality of one’s magic is a reasonable measure of how good a fucked up wizard is at being a fucked up wizard, you don’t understand fucked up wizards.
By some metrics, Sophie is a more fucked up wizard - Howl would never mess something up by accident! But here’s the thing, they complement each-other. Sophie is practically-oriented, but she’s not always competent to do what she intends, nor does she know what she’s doing. Howl always knows what he’s doing and why, and it’s usually useless bullshit for terrible reasons. Howl knows what he is intimately. He knows his strengths and his weaknesses and he knows that he’s got a spine like wet, single ply tissue paper. Sophie complements this by doing whatever it is she sets her mind to, but having exactly zero capacity for self-reflection (or if she does it’s through a funhouse mirror)
Your honor, they’re both a better fucked up wizard than the other, just how they’re supposed to be.
i don't think i ever posted this one to here, it's from 2021,,
Have you ever tried to move matter with the power of your mind? Somehow mentally manipulate something into existence? On a rational level you're aware that it isn't possible, but the rational mind is only a thin crust on top of your vast subconscious mind, and something deeper, deep below whispers into your ear: It could be possible. You just haven't found the right way yet.
Knowing that you have failed every single time before doesn't hinder this faith, it only proves that these specific ways have not worked. But there must be a way, some kind of mental trick, some kind of secret technique - maybe if you just focused hard enough, truly believed with all your might, throw the entire weight of your mental capacity into this exercise, it could work. You could, somehow, influence the probability of chance, yank some unseen thread. Push just one atom into movement, make it choose the one option among countless probabilities that would be in your favour, and cause a chain reaction that could influence the universe. If you could only focus your thoughts hard enough, manifest this desire into existence with nothing but pure will and the power of your mind.
I think that's what the dog I sometimes walk is trying to do when he halts at a crossroads and tries to pull me onto a different path than the one we're going. It does not work.