It will never not boggle my fucking mind when customers treat you like some metaphysical extension of the company you work for, especially when you work for a national or international chain. "Why did the price of this go up?" "Why don't you guys sell this anymore?" "Why don't you guys ever keep enough of x product in stock?" "Why does your system go down at this time?" "Why can't you make exceptions on your company's strict zero tolerance policies for me, a complete stranger you've never seen before?"

Like I don't how to tell you this but I'm just a team member.

Believe it or not I don't make decisions just to spite you, random customer. The ceos might tho idfk

The ceo of the megacorporation I work for called. He said you fucking suck ass

Working in retail all day everyday, I would love to remind customers how Capitalism works. You know, i've majored in History , I know all the ' why's " of this system. And I have to serve people , who haven't got a clue on how,and why, this world works the way it does. My QI gets smaller , everyday. Having to deal with this bullshit.

it is so funny that doctors pledge to "do no harm" when like everyone on earth has at least one trauma story about a cruel healthcare worker lmao

Origin by Boichi.

marvel stop ITTTTTTTT. STOP making movies. like for real stoppppp

DISGUISE 🐺🐑

I wanna be soft with someone and not regret it after

Baby bear catching snowflakes

Me , yesterday . Lol

fuck healthy female friendship i want toxic lesbian sex on every tv in the nation

hate it when a new marvel movie comes out and people are like “i know you aren’t into marvel but i promise this movie is different” they’re all the same

if i could ask god one question, i think it would be “do you regret it?” do you regret it, god? when you breathed life into us, what did you do it for? is this what you expected? what is it like, as a spectator? how does it feel to watch us cry and scream and die and fall? what is like to watch us laugh and play and love and create? would you go back and change it, if you could? how does it feel to know that for every one of us that dies, another one will live? what does it mean to bear witness to such a broken and yet worthy sense of determination? do you cry with us, sometimes? do you grieve, and do you wish you didn’t? do you pity us, or is it envy? would you go back and change it? would you end it before it could begin? does your determination waver, even if ours does not?

is life worth it for you, like it’s worth it for us?

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

google doesnt give a shit what you're trying to search any more. it's like "I didnt bother using half of your search terms but here's pinterest and wikihow. enjoy"

if i’ve ever embarrassed myself in front of you i was kidding. it was ironic and performative

I never embarrass myself 👀

Numerous people have met a version of you that isn’t you anymore.

It’s possible that someone, somewhere is describing your personality and features as their perception as the ideal soulmate

If you’re around 25 years old or older, every single dog has been born during your life span.