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how do u type out the vine where the old lady is opera singing while hitting the bus

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

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As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping employee answering the phone like:

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y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?

no, im not old

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I’m only 23 rjfjsjsjfjdiaoskfjej

you’d be dead in dog years

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Anonymous asked:

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

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I went to look this up and this was the first article

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

for context:

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

do you ever see people, in october 2020, talking about, like, hanging out with their friends and getting drinks with people and going on dates and hooking up with people and hanging out in coffee shops and going to the gym and realize that some people are living in a completely different reality than you are

Someone Who Has Never Played Among Us Or Seen It Played Details What She Knows Of The Game Thanks To Tumblr

  • You play as jellybeans wearing space suits for no discernable reason. These jellybeans have legs and arms and a clouded faceplate.
  • The imposter has tentacles. Also a knife. 
  • You’re repairing a ship for some reason. 
  • The imposter wants to kill everyone because aliens are evil. 
  • People meet to discuss murders in the cafeteria. There is a system in place for this, including a button you press to call emergency meetings, implying alien imposters and the murders of your crewmates are not only expected but routine. 
  • You have little head decorations. This is important. 
  • You have children but only sometimes. This is more important. The fact that you cannot adopt a dead crewmate’s children is Rude and Cruel. 
  • People are shipping these lifeless, human-avatar jellybeans. This is a point of contention. 
  • For some reason the Among Us fandom has lots of Very Good Artists. 
  • Electrical is the scary room. Everyone dies in electrical. 
  • To determine who the imposter is, you throw your crewmates out of the airlock. This is somehow considered morally acceptable. 
  • “x seems kinda sus” is instant grounds for airlock death.
  • Imposters can use the vents but no one else can. Maybe only they are squishy enough, with their tentacle bodies instead of jellybean ones? I have no idea. 
  • “i saw x vent” is somehow doubted. (Just vote to airlock x. If it isn’t them, airlock the person who cast suspicion on them. One will most likely be the imposter.)
  • Somehow a knife chops people in half. Also, these jellybeans have bones, or at least have a spine. This bothers me. 
  • Imposters have Fake Tasks. Regular people have Real Tasks. No wonder they hate the imposters. Fuckers aren’t pulling their weight. 
  • The dead have ghosts and also talk to one another on Dead Chat. 

This game confuses me so greatly. I want to play it. 

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You have never played Among Us but your impressions are literally 100% factual.