man

i like it too :)

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FUCK THIS POST! STEVE IS A CHEATING BASTARD! BUCKY DESERVES BETTER! BUCKY DESERVES SAM WILSON!

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

The day is here

why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

Hey so JK Rowling went full mask off and is advertising an explicitly terf store now.. Also sure is weird how TERF talking points usually consistently leave trans men out of these conversations and usually always direct their hateful rhetoric toward trans women.

Oh, no. They didn’t leave trans men out of the conversation, take a look at this bad boy! 

GROSS WTF I must have missed this one, and I’m sorry for not including this in the original post jfc this is so nasty and hateful

Fuck JK Rowling. What a pathetic person.

Just another reason to not watch the hp series that wb is planning to do

DON’T SUPPORT JK

She's disgusting

Mothman wouldn’t fuck you!

LIAR

New buttons from WhatWouldMothmanDo on Etsy

I'm gonna wear these to work

can’t beleive that the mothman is giving me gender envy

The glasses and tank top thoo! Indrid is non-binary goals.

people make fun of Anakin for randomly complaining about sand to Padme, and I used to as well, but then I spent a good 10 minutes talking about Mothman to my crush, and I understood. 

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

i-, i- wanna cry

This is my favorite post

HAPPY NEW 2021 YEAR, TUMBLR!

you know what? fuck you *re-ravels your bdg*

Jackson family Christmas headcanons:

—Percy has an unhealthy obsession with candy canes. Like, if all he got was a bag full of them every year, he’d be thrilled

—Even though Annabeth complains that he’ll get cavities, she secretly loves it because his kisses always taste like peppermint

—Sally always makes a little ginger bread village (from scratch, of course) that she sets up on the windowsill, and it’s tradition to eat as much of it as possible the day after Christmas

—Paul surprises the whole family with his knitting skills (who knew?) by giving everyone a handmade sweater. Annabeth likes to joke and call him Mrs. Weasley

—Estelle gives Percy a homemade macaroni drawing with a card that ends with, “I want to be like my big brothr Purcy when I’m oldr” and he gets so emotional all the faucets in the house start running

My mom gifted me this shirt and it's purrfect 😻

This could mean something very different... something terrible...

pitch: taako and lup making up candlenights traditions from their homeworld to fuck with angus and kravitz

secondary pitch: angus and kravitz, upon realizing that they are being fucked with, making up candlenights traditions from faerun to fuck with taako and lup

tertiary pitch: neither party will admit that they’re a bunch of filthy liars so their game of holiday chicken just keeps escalating until barry comes home from the astral plane and finds the house in festive, festive shambles

- taako and lup make fruitcake and insist that it’s an old recipe of their auntie’s (it’s not) that they make every year (they don’t) because it tastes just like home (it tastes just like feet); angus and kravitz are guilted into eating like three slices (each)

- in retaliation angus requests taako help him cook up a milk chicken… just like grandpa used to make. taako’s like “oh okay that doesn’t sound so bad” until angus pulls out the recipe

- lup sets no less than five candlenights’ bushes aflame with “cleansing fire” to give them a “fresh start for the new year.” kravitz’s cloak gets caught in the crossfire twice. sorry, bud, those singe marks are never coming out :(

- angus gets the twins to play dreidel with him with both gelt and real gold, but he keeps “remembering” new rules that conveniently prevent them from winning. the stomachache he gets from eating all that chocolate is well worth the look on taako’s face

- the twins deck the halls with boughs of… you don’t want to know

- several sacrifices are made to the star king

- lup fills every pair of shoes in the house with birdseed, and then puts them outside so the crows will bring them gifts

- (crows are the santa claus of birds, she explains)

- kravitz is actually kind of into this one, except that now the birds won’t stop pecking at his feet :(

- elf on the shelf, but it’s taako in places where taako should not be

- kravitz visits taako as the ghost of candlenights’ future whenever taako, like, eats the leftovers kravitz was saving for lunch

Spider-Man Holiday Special - “A Matter of Faith” (1995)

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