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Relatable Nerd Erotica

@tench / tench.tumblr.com

A freelance artist with unpopular opinion, who lost her way in life too long ago. The name is not for nothing, sometimes there is 🔞

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Really need some money this and next month

I’m making discount for all tipes of commissions

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My Boosty page - i accept donations too, if you’d like to help me a little

Reblogs are very much appreciated !

The lowered prices will be till the middle of July!

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can't believe they used to have guitar hero tournaments but the contestants just played the game sitting down. where's the theatrics. where's the showmanship. i wanna see those guys running across the stage while shredding out to through the fire and flames

when I was in high school we did one of these and during the Freebird solo one kid did a power slide on his knees and played it with the guitar behind his head a la Hendrix

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that guy fucking gets it

The true scourge of Reddit users coming to tumblr is that these bitches think reposting art is ok if you add a funny caption

It’s something that isn’t exclusive to Reddit (I see people do it occasionally and it makes me see red every time) but since the Reddit migration I’ve been seeing it WAY more. Killing and exploding everyone who doesn’t source their fucking art with my mind

actually i'm adding this directly instead of in tags: please get permission before you repost even with a source!!! don't just assume it's okay!!! many artists DO NOT ALLOW REPOSTS AT ALL, even with credit, and i've regularly seen art reposted on reddit from artists who have it right in their twitter bios (often in english even if they don't speak the language themselves) that they don't allow reposting

if the artist is on tumblr themselves, reblog their original post. if not, please check their own social media (pixiv/twitter/etc) to see if they say anything about reposting, and if they don't outright forbid it, ask for permission before reposting! (and if they say no, don't do it!)

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fascinating to watch society increasingly work itself into contortions about how to make a principled distinction between boy tits (pedestrial!) and girl tits (taboo!) because even as the rigid gender binary is slowly chipped away, we can’t handle the fact someone somewhere might be turned on

some breast cancer survivors have breasts but no nipples; are their chests nsfw? if they have their nipple transplanted to their forehead, must it be covered? if i have my nipples moved to my forehead but then later acquire tits via hrt or breast implants, then are they nsfw? why is a trans man’s chest post top surgery sfw but not pre? why is a flat-chested woman’s chest never sfw? what if someone refuses to disclose their AGAB? must they wear Schroedinger’s Sports Bra at all times? if someone transitions, has top surgery, then decides to go back to identifying as a woman, does their chest become NSFW again, or does it remain SFW?

so many philosophical questions! and what a waste of human brain power and technical ability to spend it all on arcane points of content moderation. at what point does this all become such a drag on our economy, that we have to jettison our hangups or else permit innovation to grind to a halt?

official boob post

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride

So, didn't draw today at all, feel very broken and sick (finally more mentally than physically). Nothing brings joy and the only good thing in my life right now is that I finally have a couple of hours to be completely alone.

I need to make myself work, maybe that'll give me any kind of satisfaction

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New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape

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artistic rendition of the monkhawk

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Most excellent

I'm sorry, the first thing I'm going tomorrow is drawing plumber kiss the turtle dragon dilf as an act of self-care

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this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

how can you post this and not the others

For future reference

reblog to save a life in the (hopefully distant) future

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We’re not making out of the cyberpunk dystopia huh

You guys really need to understand that this is not a fucking dog

This is such a good example of why we need to be very self aware about our fiction.

Sentient robots that deserve rights and love are fictional. We made them up in stories.

Now, it's my favorite kind of fiction. I love it. But it's not real. It's a metaphor for oppressed human beings.

Sentient AI doesn't exist. There are corporations, and maybe even someday governments, who will want to convince you that it does, now and in the future.

Replikas don't care about you and that robot dog is a military weapon.

This is ironic 'cause military and police robot "dogs" (and the other robots they build) are built to do harm to oppressed people.

Yeah, the very people that are represented metaphorically in fiction by robots and androids.

Fiction is fun, and I love fictional robots with my whole heart. But I am not about to let it make me stupid about real life. :)

These things are not your friends. They are machines that will be used to hurt you and to hurt others. Do not fall for the propaganda that these things are just fun little friends! The above articles are the reality. Sorry.

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If you find yourself split open, and you heal, and split open, and heal, and split open, and heal, and grow, and fight, and claw your way out of the pit inch by inch by the skin of your fucking fingernails, and still cling on to the idea of hope and joy and love and joy and kindness, someday someone will accuse you of having led an easy life, and that will be how you know you've made it

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You must fill yourself with love like a dog fills itself with meat

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye

horny on side: honorable. keeps work and private separate. 

horny on main: respectable. the sign of someone true to themselves. 

horny on someone else’s posts: unforgivable and punishable by death in 74 countries.

Political on Hentai/Kink Blog: fucking buffoon. a world class clown. a grade a whole grain free range idiot

this is the literal only good comment I’ve gotten on this post