Ten

reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.

this too tbh

I'm not going to lie to you the terrors of this world really do fuck me up sometimes

for anyone wondering I made this post because I have to make a phone call later today

@ girls with girlfriends … how did u do that …

@ people with boyfriends … how did u do that …

make ur own post u lunatic idgaf about any of yalls ugly ass boyfriends

amen

Serialised Sherlock Holmes adaptation which meticulously reproduces all of Arthur Conan Doyle's continuity fuckups, at first seemingly out of excessive concern for fidelity to the source material. Eventually, it's revealed that we're actually looking at a pair of extremely similar parallel universes, each with its own almost-but-not-quite-identical Holmes and Watson duo, played by the same actors.

In the back half of the series, a plot by Time-Travelling Omni-Moriarty threatens both universes, obliging the Holmeses and Watsons of each universe to team up with their counterparts to stop him; the particulars of this portion of the story are such that understanding what the hell is going on critically hinges on the audience's ability to keep track of which nearly-identical Holmes or Watson is which.

The ultimate resolution involves outsmarting Moriarty by having the Watson with the war wound in his leg and the Watson with the war wound in his shoulder secretly switch places, deliberately framed in such a way that, as far as the audience can tell, there was no conceivable opportunity for them to have done so.

This is definitely something Stephen moffett would write

Nah, the whole bit hinges on successfully passing off the continuity lapses as the product of excessive fidelity to the source material for the first little bit, and Stephen Moffat's poisonous blend of contempt for his audience and conviction that he's smarter than the author of whatever he's adapting would never allow it.

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

Jasper is my cat

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

Exactly this. The limits of the lands Israel thinks were "promised" to them are drawn with a red line in this picture:

They won't stop with Palestine. They want all of these lands. Israel is a terrorist state and it doesn't have any right to exist.

"de-stigmatize mental illness!" very cool now can you please extend like one or two ounces of support towards people who have intrusive thoughts related to sexual violence.

I’m sooo glad megumi isn’t a mean edge lord. like he’s calm and an introvert but also very friendly and likes his friends very much?

like nobara calling him to a cafe to play yuji’s wingman and set him up with a nice girl they’ve known for like 10 mins and he not only agrees to do it but takes it very serious. it’s adorable, I love their friendship so much 🥺

"i love complex queer identities" you guys can't even handle aroallos.

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

live reenactment

It can’t rain all the time

- The Crow

In modern Japanese, camera is just called 'camera' = カメラ - the same as English, it is a borrowed word.

But Sukuna is old af. He calls it 写真機 (shashinki) - literally 'photography device' - an outdated word from Meiji period I don't think anybody uses anymore.

Aw, A++ writing, my inner linguist nerd is purring

what if you went to your normal job and they were doing a musical episode

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)