flop era

sorry SORRY but the pure 💍 HUSBAND 💍 of lestappen all weekend like ofc given the maxplaining the leclerifying the eye cronkles nuthing new still GAAA 😩 but but then the praising alllll the fucking praising oh max did you think they would be fast uh huh i knew CHARLES 😄 would be fasst and hes confident ofc he is confident that is why he put it on my pole like 😳 SIR this is NOT the bedroom Y are u praise kinking this man into next week and then and THEN charles i saw a cat 🐈‍ leclerc max can adopt the cat 🐈‍ verstappen CO CAT 🐈‍ DADS anyone ALL THE PRESS CONFERENCE SHIT fast forward and cannot BELIEVE they did the girl stands in front of boy's rage just listen to my voice baby calm down baby im here baby like GROSS i need MORE and THEN fast forward some more the goddamn podium room which [ eats inedible things 👞✈️ ] MORE PRAISE HELLO ah ofc i had to go fast you were catching up 😜 🙄 my brother in christ he was not passing you unless God picked him up and PUT him there and uh sorry did u want to sit here next to max no? cool so let me have this next to max and then the PODIUM fucking okay miss emile bronté He Is More Myself Than I Am like bro u gon let that man have your step uh Okay 🌈🤨 u gon let him stand under your flag under your name Uh Okay ( 🌈🌈🌈 ) charles VAULTING himself off that P two stand BUSINESS TRANSACTION: i get PRAISE KINK you get SPRAY KINK like ONCE AGAIN this is NOT THE FUCKING BEDROOM and now AND NOW seeing charlene going to PRESS HIS HAND to maxene's back like the SMALL of his back yknow the place that place The Place like so intimate so 😩😩 like he's not even THINKING about it while max isn't even looking just a touch just a TOUCH and im 😃🔫 OH and like not even MENTIONING max entered the fucking grand prix with The Single Aim of talking anyone's ear off about a fucking twenty billion year old PHOTO of him and charles like licherally just. HAVE I EVEN MENTIONED +0.000 YET SEVENTEEN INJURED THREE THOUSAND DEAD I- well done baku ig 🧎

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bro, bro do you understand, they hated each other it was always me or him, no and. they were pre pubescent and squeaking about he pushed me i pushed him back it was nothing it was just an inchident. they were like mortal enemies or some overdramatic shit cooked up under a mop of monagasque hair like bruh you were three, any puddle was proportionally the size of the pacific. now fast forward to when theyre like three and a half and it's smiles it's the best fun of my career it's i want this for another fifteen twenty years it's i know how strong he is it's touching hands and necks and arms and looks, really really soft looks (soft_wilted_cabbage.img), and it's nice (what's nice??) bc it means we know each other well (is it nice that you met so early, is it nice that your lives met the way they did again again and again, are you glad for it????) . they went from we didn't even say goodbye to we say hellow now to try and stop this middle-of-the-media-pen debrief and we couldn't stand each other to complete tunnel vision on that podium(tm) - miss ma'am did you see those fucking smiles, that grin, the pure elation, the ecstacy - and our relationship wasn't that great to laughing together and holding each other and respecting - admiring - each other to unshakeable degrees, we have a good relationship, from literal scowls to immediate smiles when asked about the other person and from never giving a single inch on track to understanding that, to loving that, to seeing it as a mirror and loving that too, and from, from grr to like, love heart love heart, likw- DO YOU UNDERSTAND—

“I was surprised how some people were clutching their pearls about my Ken, as though they ever thought about Ken for a second before this. They never played with Ken. Nobody plays with Ken. He’s an accessory and not even one of the cool ones.”

Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him

- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista

- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)

- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix (his luck I swear)

- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (the infamous charles leclerc curse)

- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol

- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel

- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him

- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public (it was mostly fan edits of himself, baby goats, babies but mostly fan videos about himself)

- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back

- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)

(Also feel free to add more please)

Pekka Rollins killed my brother. Then we destroy him. What's yours? The limp, the cane, no one's ever smart enough to look for the real one. It'll give me some comfort to know that you're with me in the shadows. If the plan goes awry, promise me one thing. Get out of the city as fast as you can, find your brother and never look back. I can promise you only that Pekka will beg for his death. I didn't know where you were. I didn't know if Pekka hired another assassin to kill you. I didn't know if you would–I'm fine. Your face. I'm sorry I wasn't there. I can't have a weak link in my crew. And just like that, I'm out? You're free. You were supposed to follow her. I couldn't leave you. [Gives him his gloves back] For once, don't disappear. Just stay. May I? Yes. This isn't real. We're here, Inej. I want you. THIS ISN'T REAL. KAZ. FORGIVE ME. THERE ARE THOSE WHO DROWN US AND THOSE WHO PULL US OUT. HOPE IS DANGEROUS, CLOUDS YOUR JUDGEMENT. YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY FAMILY? MY BROTHER IS NEVER COMING BACK, YOURS STILL CAN. I KNOW THIS WON'T MEAN MUCH TO YOU BUT I PRAY FOR HIM. FOR JORDIE. I DON'T WANT YOUR PRAYERS. WHAT DO YOU WANT THEN? [YOU, INEJ, YOU FACE] WAS THERE NEVER ANOTHER DREAM? STAY. STAY IN KETTERAM. STAY WITH ME. AND WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? I WANT YOU TO. I WANT...I WANT...YOU. AND HOW WILL YOU HAVE ME? GLOVES ON? FULLY CLOTHED? AND YOUR HEAD TURNED SO OUR LIPS NEVER TOUCH? I WILL HAVE YOU WITHOUT YOUR ARMOUR, KAZ BREKKER, OR I WILL NOT HAVE YOU AT ALL.

Shadow and Bone — S02E08 “No Funerals”

the way i will reblog every single post with this scene

SHADOW AND BONE | Episode 8 | ‘No Funerals’

SIX OF CROWS | Leigh Bardugo

Finished season 5 and I have one question. Why Scott’s morale suddenly disappeared? Breaking Theo’s neck? Good. Manipulating teenager who has been tortured most of his life? Good. Sending him to who-knows-where? Good. Not questioning it after? Good.

Because the whole show we see Scott, our familiar kind Scott, who gives second chances to all the villains, tries his hardest not to kill them.

But when it comes to Theo… Scott is apathetic, not caring. And I guess I know why, I described it earlier in my posts. But it still leaves a big question - why the only blind spot for all-forgiving true alpha was Theo, and not, for example Peter? An actual adult, who hadn’t been under any threat or manipulation at least in season 4.

Eli (Stilinski-)Hale, you belong to us now.

How old is he though ???

he was sunshine, i was midnight rain

ok but if i could take us back if i could do just that and write in every empty space the words i love you in replace then maybe time would not erase me

Earlier I said that Willie was “You’re on Your Own Kid” coded and that idea wouldn’t leave me alone so I made this :)

no but they’re literally finally on the same page. simon pulling wille aside and them hiding in a dark hallway as he tells him that he’s okay with staying a secret for the next 2 years. finally telling wille he loves them. then wille pulling them both into the light and loving him and talking about him so publicly and standing in front of his mother and the entire world as he does so it’s beautiful it’s wonderful shakespeare couldn’t write it 

throws up violently because they’re staring at each other in front of everyone and they’re finally standing in the light as one there’s no more darkness no more secrets nothing it’s just them against the world 

Emma. (2020) dir. Autumn de Wilde