IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

This sho

Wierd :o

I want in

I call doubt

Hmm

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

i s2g-

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

Hmmm

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

yolo

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

Hm.

ok i believe

shrug emoji

BITCH FUCK ME UP

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

what is this mahogoney.

Dude wtf

((i am utterly confused))

oh))

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

*rolls eyes* suuuure

//:^)))

pls

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

Q?

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

OKAY LETS TRY IT

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

hm

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

hm doES it really work?

What the hell is this

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

Aight let’s try

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

Let’s try this bitch

Let’s see if this still works

dont trick me, ya dingle

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

Come at me

I wanna

please

Hmm… Maybe?

Holy shit it works!

Ive got mail!

Let’s go gaymers lmao

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

I want to see what will happen X3

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

I’m willing to try it.

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for

… does it work

Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here

I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

I can’t sleep so I hope this works

Meh, i domt believe it, but, prove me wrong i guess

Same mate

Press X to doubt 

hmmmm I do doubt so 

X

i want

Ha

This is highly likely to be fake but hey, you never dive you never live right?

PLEASE

does it work??

Did it work?

Oh?

probably won’t work but yeah

P L E A S E W O R K

IM SCARED, IT WORKED

WTF MAN

lmao this is a whole ass lie, prove me wrong

this is fake lmao

I’m intrigued

Lol these never work but imma try anyways

Trying it. Why not.

Edit: IT WORKED WTF

these never work but here it goes~

THIS BETTER WORK ISTG

TRIPLE MAIL I REPEAT TRIPLE MAIL

pspspspspspspsp anons

I-

I’m so lonely

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

WORK, DAMNIT!

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!

IT FROZE FOR A MOMENT AND I BROKE!!!

;)

reblog if you know what tak sounds like

:)    :(

omfg that is just too adorable

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

my heart….

Oh little baby kitty ❤️

Alright fine I’ll reblog this one…

my heart is being sent to space

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

WHAT’S HAPPENING

WHAT

A sparkly Nicolas Cage….

Weblog

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

Ok But i reblogged ya ugly ass!!! Where’s my good news you cock eyed potato piece of shit

GEHJSJSK

BLESS

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

Imagine still fat shaming in 2020. Imagine being that depressing of a person.

Wish I had this strength.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

I need this

do it

I’m at an all time low I need this

ok sure

no loss in trying. so here wo go

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

I need all the luck i can get

(*-*)

Uhhhh worth a try

I doubt it will work but….

i dont lose anything trying…

BAGEL

again, YES?!

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

Bagel time

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?

If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running?

Not a very good one obviously.

Reblog to send all your followers a Pikachu kiss

Earlier today I stumbled upon a website called Rapey.co. This website is one of (many) forum websites which focuses on REAL people normalizing pedophilia, rape, incest and even murder. They share VERY disturbing stories about children (sometimes even their own) and the fantasies or plans they wish to carry out which involve the rape and murder of women and children. Some of these are accounts asking for advice as to how to rape, how to murder, how to seduce children. If you take a look at my friends Facebook post ( https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1471682506554480&id=100011382334335 ) or at the horrific website itself (trigger warning) there are many disturbing screenshots and posts to read from. You can see it is not hidden, it is in plain sight. This is not found on the dark or deep web.. it is accessible through ANY BROWSER. Imagine being so confident and comfortable with such evil and horrific crimes that you are able to open up an entire website about it? This is because even THEY know nothing is going to be done about it, so there is no need to hide it.

I am ashamed to live in a society where things like this can so easily be posted and encouraged on the internet and the amount of people who witness it and do nothing about it. We live in a society that is trying to justify and normalize rape and pedophilia, and this is UNACCEPTABLE.

The children talked about by adults in these forums are at great danger. One man said he is trying to seduce his own daughter, and if that doesn't work he'd force himself on to her. Although it's extremely disturbing and triggering to read, IT NEEDS TO COME TO LIGHT, SO IT CAN COME TO AN END. (This was copy and pasted from a friends server, next announcement I'm linking the petition to get rid of it)

http://chng.it/NyNDdBQsjV please sign. This website is literally fucking disgusting

You all better fucking reblog this shit, my inbox should be full of reblogs

@nac-nic @comic-nerd-dc @baeilish @batsydweeb @incorrectbatfam @odd-blue @psychovigilantewrites

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!!

This is too much, I can’t even fathom this!

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

Can’t even do the fake number anymore smh

BOOST THIS FFS

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

Reblog to save a life.

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

Important!

Apparently this happened 3 days ago.  Did you know about it? i sure didn’t, because it’s not on any major news station.   I’m tired of people ignoring us, I’m tired of people hating us, it’s really not difficult to just NOT vandalize a memorial that stands in honor of the 6 million Jews who were systematically murdered.  It’s not hard to just NOT shoot us, or stab us, or kill us.  It’s not hard!!!!! I do it every day!!!!!! SOMEBODY GET MAD FOR US FOR ONCE

I’m mad for you. This is heartbreaking. 

Anyone interested can donate here:  https://www.jewishnashville.org/waystogive/annualcampaign/annual-campaign-donation

I’m pissed off on your behalf as well. This is not acceptable!

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

Sure thing 

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

seb’s the weird cousin

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

This is amazing oml

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

@snowyseba This explains everything!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

I think you missed the other fanboy…

Love this

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

UH THIS

Um we’re forgetting someone…

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

Aldjaksnana

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

these dorks lmaoo

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

YES

Don’t forget

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

( @shreddedparchment thought you’d appreciate the last gif…)

I scrolled ALL the way through this, how cannot I not reblog? 😏

I’ve only seen this in screenshots omg 😂

I FOUND IT

My eyes have been blessed for I have come upon the legendary post

Wow this post is my lifeblood

Does anyone know what day it is today?

like junetember 75th i think

march 33rd

its frickin april?

bullshit

It’s fucking Christmas you morons

It’s the 88th day of Christmas

it’s october 195

It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020

It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.

It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times

Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.

You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.

It is September 9728th, 1993

This post is wholesome

The only reason I know what day it is so far is because I’ve been playing Animal Crossing New Horizons every day. :p

It’s Summer Day 104, and I still have no ways to spend it

It’s somewhere in the middle of the year

Friday.