i just want to find more online anime friends

the year is 13 AT (after twilight)

The funny cats histories

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…

 So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

I’m living for this historical accuracy

Many people think it’s historically inaccurate because the Tyrannosaur doesn’t have feathers, but a buzz cut is pretty standard for military personnel.

@poshtearex we need an authority on this

Totally accurate except that that Rex is a bit bigger so it’s actually a female Rex so she may have been pretending to be a male so she could fight. What an icon she is.

the most important part of this video to me is the dude deadpan holding his shoe to his ear in the back

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant