catherine earnshaw.
stupid doodles i did with a friend of mine (good luck deciphering our writing)
Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t
? physically cant what?
Bend our ankles like that
Like what???
At steep angles! Bones fuse and prevent that if you don’t do it regularly as a kid. It’s the same reason we don’t climb trees like monkeys, whose ankles don’t have the same restrictions we do
Human ankles don’t normally work like that!
Iirc someone did an anatomical study and people of slavic descent have shallower hip sockets that allow that movement more easily as well.
Yes! This was something we talked about in my physical anthropology class, that like, some people physically cannot slav squat just because of their bones and skeletal structure.
Look until this post started going around I had no idea some people couldn’t do this???
Reblog and tag with whether you can slav squat or not.
GOOD NEWS: CBBS has released an updated version of the kings & queens song so it's no longer out of date
BAD NEWS: they had gone about this in what i can only describe as the worst way possible
how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me
oh my fucking god
This horse wasn’t even supposed to be in the race. Horse number 20 (can’t remember it’s name) dropped out the day before for whatever reason, and Rich Strike was just barely able to sneak a spot into the derby before the deadline. Not to mention that this was just some garbage $30,000 horse that didn’t have any kind of impressive breeding (yes I am aware $30k is still a lot, but for a Kentucky Derby horse, that’s chump change). He was the second biggest upset in the history of the Derby, with one other horse (Donerail) winning with 91-1 odds before in 1913 (Which, for reference, I’m pretty sure Donerail with his 91-1 odds still holds the record for the worst odds in the history of the race. Just for context of how shit Rich Strike’s 80-1 odds were. Not THE worst, but definitely up there).
I am in love with this shit horse who wasn’t even supposed to be there, had some of the worst odds in the history of the race, and had the worst starting position who completely destroyed all of the favorites to win. Watching him come up to first right at the last second was THRILLING.
This story is fucking hilarious
So Rich Strike has barely won a race, but he ALWAYS shoots up in the last stretch. He goes from 11th to 4th, from 8th to 3rd. Rich Strike hits the final corner and suddenly gets flashbacks to his previous life as a Klingon warrior. He starts snarling curses and heads for the finish line like it insulted his ancestors and must PAY, that's just how he runs races
And this was a blisteringly fast time for the Kentucky Derby- one of the fastest races EVER. When the announcer realized the time when they hit the halfway point he was like "Jesus CHRIST" It was incredible. Which means the lead horses, the favorites, were sprinting as hard as they could the entire race. By the time they got to the end they were exhausted
And here comes Rich Strike, turns the last corner and his vision goes red. The lead horses can't pick up the final sprint like usual- they already ARE going flat out. Rich Strike comes up on the inside, NOT exhausted by fighting for the lead spot, howling "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR" like the complete fucking lunatic he is and just blows past everyone
He's ready to kill. He wants to tear into some Romulans and destroy the Federation, and he wins everything
Then the guy on horseback whose job it is to help slow the running horses down after they cross the finish line comes up and Rich Strike LOSES HIS SHIT
He bites the other horse, he bites the rider, he bites himself. He's like "oh you think you can slow ME down?! I'LL KILL YOU. QAPLA!"
He's completely insane and I love him
Hail to the KING. I watched this happen on TV last year, Best shit i have ever seen and the only time I have cared about the Kentucky derby.
He screams out of nowhere with the fires of hell at his hooves, and the audience started BOOING THIS HORSE as he went to collect his roses. A thousand rich fucks mad as hell, hating the guts of this insane rando who has ruined their party. Huge Lokasenna energy (look this up lol).
a marcy has been spotted
NOT THE RUNES
OP I’M GOING TO BE UNDER YOUR BED TONIGHT
Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
I'm struggling to source the funds to move out by the first of June.
It'd be really cool if I could get some help, my living situation right now has me living with my formerly abusive, currently toxic mother.
Paypal: paypal.me/Jesturedrawings
Cashapp: still making one
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/jesturedrawings
Commissions: figuring out prices, will post soon (you can ask)
You mean so much to me too
- A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
- B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
- C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
- D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.
- E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?
- F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?
- G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?
- H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?
- I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
- J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)
- K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
- L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)
- M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.
- N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).
- O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
- P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
- Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.
- R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
- S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
- T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?
- U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
- V - Which character do you relate to most?
- W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
- X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.
- Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?
- Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)
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"I am Heathcliff"
Or: *doctor phill's voice* "Open the door or I'm gonna throw rocks through your window you dumb wh0re"
so jadzia has a theory…
Justine is a trans woman, me hcs
🎵Elizabeth’s reaction to Justine’s death parallels Victor’s reaction to Henry’s death🎵
Live audio from the inside of my brain these past few days:
JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ JUSTINE MORTIZ














