AUGH FUCK OH GOD
you just hate me because several life times ago I drowned you in the lake and got away with it
if she's your girl why does she take me down to her place by river where i can hear the boats go by and spend the night beside her and i know that she's half-crazy but that's why i want to be there and she feeds me tea and oranges that come all the way from china
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
I'm a smiler. I admit it. A giggler. I'm a laughy guy. I laugh at my own jokes before I can finish them, I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at them too much and too loud. Can't help it! Sorry for being full of love and joy!
lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.
I hope Zuckerberg sends his fist right through elons chest and deactivitates himself for breaking the first rule of robotics
You can tell the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a truly scary film because its title is just a list of three scary things
