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there’s beauty and grace in the flaws of your face
LMAO
Nope! I’m almost finished writing my first book (all of which I’ve only written at work) 💀
if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually
I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears
matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.
the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat
ohddaniellee-blog
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
when you grow up the “ugly” kid, it’s very confusing when you get older and people are suddenly attracted to you.
someone i used to go to school with just asked me out and i am trippin
thelwkaffe
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but you are cute as fuck
Year 26, please be good. Happy birthday to meeee
it's because you're always on that damn vibrator
Need someone to look at me the way Bob looks at turkey for thanksgiving
She's a 10 but you have to be patient with her because she's never been loved right.
