Semi-Practicing Slut (18+)

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating

and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage

Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.

boys should hump things and cum in their pants more

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

Reblog if your ask box is open.

@dumbtrannybitch write out things you like about yourself. @nebulaaaaaa you too.

*delirious with misery* i just need an older tgirl to take me in like a sick little stray puppy and keep me in her house for a while and treat me like a pet and nurture me and tell me everything will be ok and maybe let me suck her dick a little. and then i'll be fine.

i'm sick of being a human i'm sick of having free will i'm sick of thinking and speaking words i just need to be kept in a cage

im thinking about really visible, obvious magical mind control... like beautiful, brilliant halos shining over empty headed angels and making their droopy eyes glow gold with the light of their god. its a beautiful curse to see, and it also makes an example of them to anyone who sees it. win win

autistic people engaging in mutual masturbation call that parallel play

Anyone wanna do some parallel play with me?

robot girl who can have her ability to speak or comprehend language can be turned off at a press of a button

That robot girl getting overwhelmed at a party so her gf just turns both off and lets her just be a dumb little animal for a while

I think some of you need a reminder that gender isn’t real, its made up.

If a trans man wants to be called babygirl, and its affirming for his manhood to be called that, then its a masculine term for him.

If a nonbinary person enjoys ‘gendered terms’ or has he or she in their pronouns, they aren’t ‘picking a side’, those are affirming for them.

If a cis girl wants to have a phalloplasty, because she feels having a dick would affirm her femininity, then her dick is a feminine dick.

If a trans woman wants a pussy but loves all her other ‘masculine’ body parts because she feels they affirm her femininity, then they are feminine body parts to her.

Its all made up, so you get to decide the rules. I have no tits because they didn’t affirm my masculinity and I have a pussy because I feel it does affirm my masculinity.

Have the body you want, customise yourself however you please.

Every day I learn of new unique gimmick blogs on tumblr

Nuh-uh, mutt, is that any way to treat your generous, loving handler who took you in despite that feral attitude of yours? Snapping, growling, disobeying, biting even? So fucking ungrateful. Maybe it's time the hand that gets bitten starts to hit, hm? Maybe you stepping out of line more frequently is just your way of telling me that you need a firmer hand on your neck, a harder tug on your leash, and the occasional kick into your stomach.

Don't play innocent now, hm? I thought we were on common grounds when I took you in and cared for you, and your repayment would simple come in the form of letting me grope and mount you whenever I felt in the mood. After all, dirty street mutts like you are surely used to being the bitch in heat for every stronger puppy strolling along? I really did think it wasn't too much of a deal to have someone's teeth and fingernails marking you properly for once, someone taking enough pity in you to make you their sole property.

But hey, you know, I'm nothing if not a fair player. Let's renegotiate the terms of our little deal, huh? I'm sure you'll understand that this gag and muzzle combination is just to avoid any further interruption from your fangs - oh, it kind of makes it impossible for you to be a participant in the negotiation, doesn't it? How funny, and unfortunate. I guess you'll just have be good, sit, stay still and listen to your adjusted fate, huh?

Shout out to lesbians that are absolute losers. Complete girlfailures. Extremely cringefail. I love you, never change

SOME OF THE BEST WOMEN YOU'LL MEET WILL HAVE COCKS.

DOES THIS SCARE YOU?

SOME OF THE BEST MEN YOU'LL MEET WILL HAVE CUNTS.

DOES THIS SCARE YOU?

Catgirls are terrible for the local bird population and are an invasive species, turning them into fuckpets collared to your desk is currently the government recommended disposal method.

Robot girl who doms other robot girls. She has all the admin privileges on her subs, so if they want to install anything or do anything, they have to ask her to allow it. She makes them say embarrassing stuff like "im a pathetic little os x baby," "please help me run better, I have windows 8." If they misbehave she disconnects the head and won't let them have their bodies back till they submit to her. "I'm a highly advanced robot girl!" "No, you're my outdated toaster. And that's all you'll ever be. The sooner you accept you're an appliance for me to use, the sooner I'll give you a torso."

Forcing them to boot in safe mode bc they downloaded something without permission and they can't be trusted with their full functionality

^ u get it

Slowly jacking off a trans puppygirl while I tell her what a good girl she is, how cute her little desperate noises are, how maybe if she’s a good puppy and cums for me I’ll breed her like I know she wants~

tbh i need a dom gf to pump me full of girl juices~