Wonder Hens / Chickens dressed as Wonder Woman
In 6 colors
also available on my IG … and will upload to my DeviantArt.
Hey there chickadees!
i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart
artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)
Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.
karkat ended up being the shoo-in for me from the pick-a-fandom-i'm-not-in poll. i now know ever so ssssslightly more about homestuck. hope y'all jokers have fun with this~
(some beginning sketches under the readmore)
Nothing funnier than Link getting the Tony Hawk treatment
[Please do not dub this comic! I’ll be releasing it for the VO community in a few weeks! <3]
Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence
Northern Cardinal, 4/10
I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.
American Robin, 1/10
Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.
House Sparrow, 10/10
You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?
Tufted Titmouse, 1/10
A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.
European Starling, 9/10
Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.
Carolina Wren, 3/10
This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.
Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10
If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.
Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10
It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.
American Crow, unrated
For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.
Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10
Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.
Stay tuned for more criminal activity!
joining the war on “pretentiousness” on the side of the pretentious
I could not stop laughing and crying when this happened in my game
ur welcome 😘
Every day on this site I have to see capybaras living my dream and it hurts me that I am not with them
I was like "hmm I wonder what animal she's setting this up for...?" and then I saw the orange slices and I was like "omg it's gonna be capys I just know it" and then I was like "YES BRING ON THE CAPYS"
"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I need everybody to know that this is what's the most recent update on that website, and the person who put it there is in fact the funniest person alive
I have been waiting DECADES to see how Bugenhagen’s legs works. DECADES!!!! Is he sitting on a green ball? Was he wearing green pants and had blobby polygon animation? Did he lose his legs in a war and that’s why he had a green floaty thing? WTF is the green thing?
AND LOOK WHAT THOSE FUCKERS DID WITH THE OH SO CLEVER SCREEN CUTOFF. THEY KNOW. THEY KNOW WE WANT TO KNOW. THEY KNOW WE WILL LITERALLY BUY THE GAME TO KNOW.
I’ve read the cutest fic ever by @toedenandbackagain and decided to draw a comic based on it! Please, read it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19840567
people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?
What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.
Nothing better than just seeing a little dude
