if some one talked to me like how the characters in hannibal talk to one another ... imagine being like "ah i got some sunscreen in my eye" and your friends like "the pain we feel from our own shortcomings reminds us we are only human" i would beat the shit out of them

imagine trump just dying from covid-19.  imagine trump dying alone in a hospital bed and going to hell.  Imagine trump and pence burning forever in Hell for murdering 80,000 people in just a month and a half. That’s seeming more and more likely as time goes on here.  

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The second issue of the Practical Handbook was all about queer readings so I made this non-fiction comic about reading Holmes as trans! It’s actually more of an introduction to the subject, ideally I’d like to turn it into a proper article some day, but it felt good to reflect on it and be able to have this in a publication as a valid reading. Researching critical material was emotionally draining since the very few published essays on the topic are incredibly transphobic and basically worthless, but that made me want to have my say even more. Many thanks to my good friends Mo and Elinor for helping me with the wording so as to make it accessible but to the point, and as always Katie for supporting my little transgender bum.

I'm expecting all of u to use this time to get weirder. if ur not at least a lil bit batshit by the end of it Whats the fucking point

bruh finally

We did it, Millennials.

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having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

I knocked mine over yesterday and scraped off some of the outer barrier and it keeps sending me really annoying warning messages about it

blood.dll has caused an access violation exception

I still can’t figure off how to turn off the monthly compile time. It goes for like 7 days wrecks all the system and takes so much CPU time. 

I got the wrong model, too, and there’s no returns or exchange policy. I’m trying to make do as best I can with aftermarket modifications, but even that’s a real bind. And then I have to deal with all the purists who try to tell me I should be happy with the model I was given.

the beard texture takes FOREVER to load even WITH the aftermarket mods

The code for my was poorly written and sends warning messages when nothing is wrong, causing it to be unable to function as usual.

Mine got some kind of error that made it stuck on the sad emotion

The battery life on mine is shit. I have to recharge it every day and it takes HOURS.

Mine has this issue where it runs too many background processes and opens programs at random until it forces a shutdown

Mine has extra code where there shouldn’t be and keeps jamming vital payhways for Blood.dll

I honestly think it’s trying to self destruct most days.

My antivirus software keeps identifying system files as threats.

The interface just… isn’t intuitive? at all?? I’ve had mine for years and I STILL don’t know how to make it do ANYTHING. Like maybe I’m just stupid? But I feel like something so basic should COME WITH A FUCKING MANUAL

I know loads of people have written walkthroughs, but there are so many different models and settings that it’s impossible to figure out if any given advice will work for me and I’m so tired I think this thing is MORE broken than when I got it because I don’t know how to fucking use it :(

Mines battery has become very sporadic with it’s need to recharge I don’t understand why

Mines developed a few glitches that just make me wonder why?

There has to be a reason the physicalnerves.dll and emotions.exe keep causing each other crash.

Those without glitches just don’t seem to get it.

2020 will be a good year

Cause it's two natural 20s and that means whatever you'll do, you'll do with success

Go forth and roll with advantage.

Blessed yule

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

Only year we can reblog this-

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

These

are more genetically compatible than These

and that’s why morphology-based phylogeny has Issues

@aviculor

The problem is perspective. People always think dogs are the ‘standard’ animal, the metric to use for whether or not two organisms “look like” they’re related. When in fact they’re a massive outlier due to the fact that we fucked up this lineage of wolf beyond recognition with selective breeding. It’s why people always say “breed” when they mean “species”, especially when talking about groups like lizards which can’t even be defined cladistically since some of them are closer to snakes than each other. To say nothing of fish.

I once read an article that emphasized there is no such thing as a fish. Sharks and rays, lamprey, lobe-finned fish like lungfish and coelacanth, bichir and sturgeon, and of course the multiple infraclasses of more “modern” fish groups are all only very distantly related to one another. They’ve maintained semi-similar body structures only because there are limited ways to efficiently move through water as a vertebrate. 

This

And this

Are more distantly related from one another than you and I are from a lungfish

Which is absolutely fuckin wild.

Not only that, but all of us air-breathing land vertebrates, all the lizards and chickens and people and frogs, are closer to one another than those three “fish” are to one another as well.

these

are genetically closer than these

and…

these

are genetically closer than these

and my personal favorite, it really fucks with people…

these

are more genetically similar than these

go home biology you’re drunk

Y’all really have no conception of what a billion dollars is and it shows…

Hey this is a really good way to show how much money a billion actually is!!

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When the tea is HOT LAVA

This is a real problem, however while we don’t have this museum, we do have The National Museum of American Indian (yeah I hate the name too) that actually describes a lot of the bullshit Native Americans have had to go through. There is a room completely dedicated to every treaty that the US government made with Native Americans and then back out on (honestly it’s the saltiest museum I’ve ever been in) They have stuff from the trail of tears to modern day issues. I would encourage everyone, especially my white friends who don’t know much about Native American culture or history, to go check it out.

Update: I was wrong, we do have this museum! I encourage everyone to check out the American Indian Genocide Museum in Dallas Texas. They participate in a lot of activism and education. 

New out today from Hozier - “Jackboot Jump”

Jackboot Jump

At Standing Rock the Jackboot Jump You’d swear was all the rage Whether tearing up old treaties Or just tearing up the place It’s always corporate infrastructure Over the structure of your face In Moscow the Jackboot show Has so much in store For any silly student Who doesn’t wanna learn the score So the Moscow Jackboot Ballet Finds some scared young dancing floor In Hong Kong it won’t be long ‘Til they have to fall in line For the long hand of Beijing Stretching south a thousand miles Where they rock the Jackboot Jump there Like that shit’s going out of style All around the world You’d think that things were looking rough But the jackboot only jumps down On people standing up So you know good things are happening When the jackboot needs to jump

Songwriter: Andrew Hozier-Byrne

NOW That’s What I Call Protest Songs!

AND SPEAKING OFF ECONOMIC DEVASTATION, my whole store is still 40% off. ;] > Link <

Watch: Complaining about political correctness says more about you than it does others.

This says, so succinctly, what I’ve always tried to say about political correctness and how it is not a new thing, nor is it a bad thing.

the sexiest thing about hozier is how he reminds his fans that his music literally could not exist without the work of black artists

was she, yknow, obssessed with the goddess artemis at a young age?