Lotor: Hey, paladins, uh… the sign says “No motorized lions on the main ship”. 

Pidge: It also says “No trash on the main ship”, Lotor, so what are we gonna do here?

Pidge: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Lance: That’s not a lot of inches.

Biibohbi is the best voltron character, hands down, no exceptions.

I’ve see a couple of folks suggesting that Keith’s dad might have had abandoned him when he was small due to their interaction in Keith’s dream.

But what if Keith’s dad didn’t leave him? What if Keith was the one who was forced to leave his father? 

Remember, Keith is part galra. So maybe whatever glamour it is that hides his galra features didn’t always work so well on a fast growing child. Because earth kids can grow like weeds, and who knows what galra kids can grow like.  So whatever it is that keeps Keith looking 100% human might have had to work overtime in the beginning to keep up with all changes that human kiddos rapidly go through, while actively trying to block/suppress any galra changes that might be trying to happen.

So, what if, the glamour tended faded a bit in some spots when it was stretched too thin? Which would result in tiny little Keith suddenly having purple bruise-like splotches scattered across his skin. His dad, lets call him Kogane, would recognize them for what they are. Keith’s mothers genetics peeking through the spell despite her promising Kogone before she left to fight a war that this could never happen. 

So he panics a bit, scared that the changes will continue and that his kid might get taken away if anyone found out what he truly is. He suggest that Keith be more careful about letting others see his weird bruises, bruises that don’t even hurt at all and disappear after a day or two. As having the splotches show up on his knees, shins, and elbows are fine for a rough and tumble kid like Keith, but the ones on his shoulders, his back, and his abdomen would be allot harder to explain. 

Eventually though, someone sees them. Perhaps it was the poker night babysitter, or maybe the nice neighbor lady who looks after Keith for Kogane while he’s at work. Either way, someone assumes the worse in a way that doesn’t involve Keith being half alien, and calls social services. 

Keith remembers the day a lady in a pant suit showed up at the neighbors house while his dad was at work. How she asked him a bunch of little questions until he warmed up to her, and then asked about his weird bruises and what his father knew about them. Keith didn’t know much himself and just told her what his dad told him, to keep the bigger ones out of sight until they go away. 

Believing they heard enough, Keith was lead by the tearful neighbor into the lady’s car and was taken away into the foster system. He never saw his dad again after that. 

It was also right around then that the glamour stabilized itself and the odd bruises stopped, leaving Keith very confused for years to come as to what they really were. 

Despite what his file says, Keith doesn’t remember his father ever laying a hand on him and hate’s the way case workers try to talk about him to Keith. Like Keith was a victim in denial of what they believed had happened. As if being a poor single father with a slow southern drawl and no other family made it obvious that his dad was to one to cause those bruises. 

Later, when Keith finally hits puberty, he finds those bruises blooming across his skin all over again. They result in him being taken out of one of the few good foster homes he’d been in, a concerned counselor asking him if he was being bullied, and a doctor prescribing him iron supplements. 

They were gone again by the time he aged out of the system and enlisted into the Garrison. 

I really like this

I love when people…

make jokes about Lotor being unable to recognize signs of affection like hugs, bro fists or kisses…. And I’m like… Dudes! The guy has been alive and around for centuries, he has been everywhere in the Universe, he’s a manipulative strategist, a smooth operator, his entourage is formed entirely by kickass females….and he is FUCKING DAMN BEAUTIFUL!

Believe me guys, he knows about birds and bees!

5 days till season 6 !!! 😱😍😩 I’m dying…

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Season 5:

Keith.exe is powering down

Klance.exe has stopped working

Lotura.exe powering up

Kuron.exe ready for use

I can’t believe this. I really can’t believe this. Some people have the nerve to threaten Josh Keaton and his family, just because of ships. What the actual heck?????

How could you even think of doing that??? THREATENING ONE OF THE VOICE ACTORS OF THE SHOW YOUR SHIP IS FROM,HIS WIFE, AND HIS CHILDREN. IS THAT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF??? HOW MESSED UP IN THE HEAD ARE YOU!?

AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHO CARES ABOUT SHIPS?? THEY’RE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, THEY’RE NOT REAL. YET HERE YOU ALL ARE THREATENING ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE BUTTS OFF TO MAKE THE SHOW THAT THE CHARACTERS THAT YOU SHIP ARE FROM.

This is why I hate this fandom. All of these ship wars, the threats, the unnecessary cyber bullying, and the complete disrespect some of you have for the voice actors.

Do any of you remember not that long ago that a fab illegally uploaded a video of Jeremy Shada hinting at a major spoiler??? One that could’ve made him loose his job??? Do any of you remember when a photo (I forgot exactly what it was but I know it was something major to do with the show) was leaked and hundreds of people got there hands on it, and that one Klance shipper refused to delete it unless Klance was made canon when he was asked to delete the photo. Do any of you remember these things?? DO ANY OF YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUS THESE THINGS ARE?? PEOPLE COULD’VE LOST THEIR JOBS!!! THE CREATORS OF VOLTRON COULD’VE WENT THROUGH SOME SERIOUS LEGAL TROUBLE BECAUSE OF THIS!!

I never thought that this fandom could’ve been worse, but no, oh no, it did. When did it get worse? WHEN SOME OF YOU THREATENED INNOCENT CHILDREN BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID SHIP.

I can’t. I’m so mad.

I can’t believe some people in the fandom wonder why everyone hates them. THIS IS FLIP FLOPPIN WHY.

WHEN IS IT GOING TO GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY THE VOLTRON CHARACTERS AREN’T REAL, THE SHIPS DON’T MATTER, AND THAT THE CREATORS AND VOICE AT OF THE SHOW ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT GET AFFECTED BY THE BEHAVIOR OF THE FANDOM.

If any of you sent hate to not just Josh Keaton and his family, but anyone, just because of a ship, go ahead and unfollow me. You’re the reason why people hate the fandom, and why some people leave it.

reblog if you’re already thirsty for season 6 content

IT’S FINALLY DONE!! 💕 This is Lotura’s wedding in my head hehe

This took a very long time and I’m super proud of it!

Couture

Just a little fic I wrote inspired by this lovely piece of art by @leakinghate…

Couture Rating: E Chapters: 1/1 (for now?) Words: 2863 Pairing: Lotura Characters: Allura, Hunk, Lotor Summary:  Lotor has a gift for Allura, and she can’t wait to unwrap it. “An Emperor demands couture.”

*blink blink*

They say Moms have a Sixth Sense.

I say Moms are head on Spies!

Honerva: “I see…My son has found a Girlfriend now…”

Lotor: It’s a package from my father 

Allura: What is it?

Lotor: It’s heavy. Must be his disappointment in me 

Honestly, people disliking Lotor, and depicting the paladins disliking Lotor, doesn’t bother me. But what does is often the popular manner of this depiction- because it often reflects way worse on the paladins than it actually does on Lotor.

The general contention I’ve seen put forwards is the idea that, simply, Lotor is dangerous. Which, as a great fan of Lotor, I will say without a shadow of doubt he absolutely is.

Lotor is a driven, proactive, vigilant strategist. There’s ample evidence he is a person of very noble ideals, but equally ample evidence that Lotor will cross lines he ideologically doesn’t want to, for personal gain. Lotor did value the generals, he did think of them as friends. That didn’t stop him from cutting down Narti when he was led to believe she was a spy.

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Alternative responces to “I love you”:

-Voltron Edition-

I don’t want LoliRock s3, i NEED LoliRock s3!

I Need more Nathiris [a kiss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]; Aurimatt; maybe a hint of Talisto or something, idk.

I need my girls back, need more of Praxina, Lyna and Carissa.

I need to know what happened to Mephisto.