"People have always told me: 'You'll understand once you start dating. You'll feel it when you like someone. You'll learn when you grow up'. But the feeling of romance I was supposed to understand one day - the meaning of kissing or sex - I couldn't get that at all. I thought I was lacking something as a human. That's why the words aromantic asexual... they saved me." | KOISENU FUTARI
i had to add these and i’m sure there are more
Oh… so THAT’S why I love Hockey.
Bonus: That weird phenomenon when dudes will grab a buddy to keep people on the other team from interfering with fights on the ice.
god these guys are so gay
Dude, hockey is so fucking gay.
the stanley cup playoffs said happy pride month
gotta add these because what is more beautiful than nathan mackinnon winning the stanley cup to defend his longtime crush sidney crosby’s honor and THEN attributing the win to staying in a hotel room that contains sid’s jersey number. who wrote this fic? (also: nate eats ass and sid is The ass of the nhl so…)
Are we not even talking about the actualfacts kissing going on or…?
The rituals are intricate 😌
zambonding
more:
Fun Fact: The Halifax Mooseheads went on to win the Memorial Cup
(other notable players on the team included Nathan Mackinnon, Mackenzie Weegar, and Martin Frk)
zambonding
oh man @zambonding that article is such a gem this is the kind of sports journalism we need
btw can i also add that straight out of a romcom/bollywood movie moment where two hockey player’s laces get tangled up mid-game
fananon87
While we do love men’s ice hockey, let’s give it up for the ladies with actual, adorable rivalry romances.
the nhl could never get on the level of women’s hockey. could hockey men do THIS:
(and now they have another daughter together LOOK AT THIS BLISS)
also if we thirstin’ about sidney crosby on this giant post, i have also got to point out the Power carly jackson holds…
in honor of the nhl’s “whole lot of fucking” november, here’s more tenderhorniness
and this extremely wholesome fight turned prom dance:
ok new engagement to announce from the world of women’s hockey!!
this are team canada teammates marie philip poulin and laura stacey
and then of course… look at this bitter man
Today is a special day, 17 years ago Neil Banged Out The Tunes
Happy Neil Banging Out The Tune Day y’all 🎶 ✨
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
he’s summoning spiteful babygirl magics
74-year-old man plays Pokémon Go on 64 phones rigged to his bike Chen San-Yuan, a Taiwanese grandfather, was introduced to the game in 2016 by his grandson.
TAYLOR SWIFT the opening night of "The Eras Tour" at State Farm Stadium on March 17, 2023 in Glendale, Arizona.
the man has his priorities right
For Mario Day (it's past midnight here), I decided to drop another mashup from my upcoming mashup album. Even if Waluigi is taking over the day.....the bastard.
birds whose existence defies gender essentialism
bilateral gynandromorph northern cardinal! the left side of this bird’s body is female, and the other side is male. they can still hypothetically reproduce, as birds (mostly) only have one functioning ovary, on the left side!
bilateral gynandromorph rose-breasted grosbeak! the same case as above, just a different species.
chickens. just all chickens. they can just defy our boundaries of sex.
the white-throated sparrow, which is considered to have four sexes!
the ruff, which also has four distinct sexes! their breeding behavior is really unlike any other bird
ducks, which can also change appearance to show plumage associated with the opposite sex!
this is really just a jumping off point since birds don’t conform generally to human expectations for sex and gender - which is fair since they’re often pretty arbitrary!
