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420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

This post, despite being funny for exactly 1 (one) day, has been reblogged heavily over the past year for whatever reason, and I’m going to appreciate the few days before it completely blows up again. God help us all.

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theshit4chansays

Graweedy Falls

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clyder

literally have had this queued for a year

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berryciesta
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megasov

In honor of the holiday

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nomisupernova

Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?

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thederangedsolicitor

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny

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easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

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blakegdiamond

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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thebootydiaries
me: *drops something*
me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*

#RepealTheEight won in Ireland.

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kidgecat

I want all the angry pro-lifers in the notes to know that the catalyst for this vote was the death of a pregnant woman who died from sepsis after being denied an abortion for a fetus her doctors had determined wasn’t viable. If you’re mad about this I expect all of you to write me a 2,000 word essay on how exactly it’s pro-life to advocate policies which literally kill pregnant people.

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lilypaw

As opposed to killing children? I mean this whole debate is either the mama can possibly dies or the baby dies for sure

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kidgecat

You’re seventeen so I’m not gonna be hard on you about this, but when a fetus isn’t viable it means the fetus is going to die in the womb. There was never going to be a baby because something went wrong during development that made the fetus too sick to survive. When this happens it’s vital that the pregnant person gets an abortion before the fetus dies because once the fetus is dead the remains begin to decay and rot inside them, and that is extraordinarily dangerous. In Savita’s case, her fetus died as predicted by her doctors, and because she was forced to carry out her doomed pregnancy, she contracted sepsis from the fetal remains and died.

Savita was never going to be able to deliver that child, whether she got an abortion or not. The difference is that if she’d been allowed to abort her pregnancy, Savita would still be here with us. Her life could have been saved where her pregnancy could not.

Nearly all late-term abortions are the same story. They happen when it’s known that the baby will not be born, as a way to save the life of the person carrying the pregnancy.

Nah, nah, nah, Humans might turn out to be the Deathworlders or the Pack-Bond-To-Everything species, but I’ve got an idea what we’d be.

The thing I’ve heard most about Breath Of The Wild is that everyone wants to bang the shark guy.

The thing I’ve heard most about Mass Effect is that you can seduce all the aliens. (And that the ending for the third game was bad, I don’t know, I never played it.)

You see a picture of an alien,(or an elf or an orc or whatever) and there will be a comment somewhere of what said alien would be like in bed.

That’s our role in the universe- that no matter how strange the species, there is a human somewhere who will try to seduce them.

For everything that exists, there is:

  • A human who will try to bang it
  • A human who will try to pet it
  • A human who will try to hunt it (or possibly cook it)

the three human instincts: FIGHT, FRIEND, FUCK