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Art is under #my art
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(My old username was momhollyrollypolly-im-gay)
emo gays in fanart: red flannel wrapped around waist, band tee, ripped black pants
tfw u get out joked by a child
Not enemies to lovers not friends to lovers but a secret third thing
Redesign the Fly from Cafe Venus Flytrap
OKAY DOES ALEXANDER WEAR THE PURPLE UNIFORM OR THE BLUE ONE?? I NEED TO KNOW
But the white one, of course. He's the chef! Those colourful ones are for waiters and shop clerks. Besides, doesn't blood look good on white? I swear, I'm normal.
But, I think his casual clothes, when he's out of work, is something like a lazy alt person, nothing crazy, but kind of cool. Something grunge? It's my new headcanon.
By the way, for all those peeps demanding names, I got them for you now. And yes, I actually thought about it, it’s not some wily-neely decision. The chef is Alexander and the fly is Jade. Jade is a green gemstone (the scarf, you know…) and sounds non-binary enough to suit the fly. And the chef is Alexander just because I associate that name with one particularly dark character and I just love how classy the name sounds (the chef is not super classy, I must say, tho).
my mind is a mess and i’m fucking screaming
Hear me out;
Jonathan wears contacts. But he has glasses too.
he would not be immune to the emo/hipster ray bans glasses effect
“I just don’t want all that gay stuff shoved down my throat” than stop deep throating it dude, not that complicated
Arthur, through tears and shaking like a chihuahua: "This better not awaken anything in me"
Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨
neurotypical this, neurodivergent that, why not neurodont
Just *rips out brain*
This is better.
neurotypical this, neurodivergent that, why not neurodont
When studies show that underage drinking is harmful, it's banned easily. But when studies show that spanking is harmful, it remains legal and parents still insist on doing it.
Age restrictions on purchasing cigarettes pass easily. But laws prohibiting smoking where children are forced to breathe in secondhand smoke are much harder to pass.
Children under a certain age are prohibited from using most social media websites. But adults are allowed to post videos of their children's meltdowns.
Teenagers need their parents' permission to get body modifications. But parents can get their babies' ears pierced.
Anyone who genuinely wants to protect children would not panic about the children's own choices while ignoring what adults force on them. Anyone who genuinely wants to protect children would not insist that studies on the dangers of children's own choices be fully trusted and obeyed while ignoring and arguing with studies on the dangers of how adults treat children.
But many adults just want to control children, not protect them.
i will not hesitate to corner you and give you head scratches until you get sleepy if you don't go tf to sleep, you little bastard.
H SA SKSHFK ACCURATE
Kind of related to that post I made a couple days ago but I love you people who make “odd” animal-like noises, especially people who don’t do that on purpose, I love you people who growl when they’re frustrated, I love you people who mimic the animals around them, I love you people who bare their teeth when feeling threatened/on edge, I love you people who make purring noises when they’re happy/satisfied
I squawk and tic when stressed, trill when happy and squeak to express emotions. I am cool.
You are so fucking cool dad >:3