gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

is he cute or am i just enchanted by his silly mustache?

Me to the Little weird little wizard I keep in a wooden jewelry box trying to enchant me to let him out with his magic mustache

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

i got merchant

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

kiwi b ird held so gen tle and sweet . wonderful .

was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag

as both a good omens and red dead enthusiast i feel robbed

Hotel Transylvania

im sorry the what

this one

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

I'm sobbing oh my god

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

There is

So much going on here

No.

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

I have had six cups of coffee and I feel like I should go for a run to New Guinea

how hard is it to become a bee keeper because im not about this schoo life anymore

Can I join you and we can start a bee farm?

yes and our honey brand can be called “fall out bees” or “bee happy” or “beemes” or “bee syrup”

the beautiful thing about fall out boy is that their sound has grown with me like fall out boy is forever. ive loved all of their albums because they evolved along with me i just fucking love this band

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen

someone. anyone.

thousands have been slaughtered

why tf does this stupid little elf with a bad mustache get under my skin so much

You're an angry little elf

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having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something