happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef
the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh
OSJSKSJSJSB THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ADDITION
New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers
Sans undertale?
Sunder?
Santale?
Tale-san?
there are so many layers to some of these its like knowing some kind of dialect
I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better
Also -
What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided?
Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM
It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat
Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.
You’re damn right.
Teleport
I see so much hate for her in FB and it’s incredibly telling about someone that they react like this to being told they have to start caring.
People are really out there trying to “yet you participate in society” a teenaged girl huh
Not to hijack the weed allergy discourse but also don’t smoke at pride cause if someone has asthma then just the smell of smoke can cause their chests to close up. No amount of inhalers is gonna keep us from being unable to breathe in smoke. Please don’t smoke at pride.
just dont smoke in populated public spaces like period. its common courtesy no one wants your secondhand and there are tons of health conditions that can cause a negative reaction to smoke exposure, plus it just smells nasty. this goes for weed, tobacco products, and your dessert flavored vapes too
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
France you had one job
I’m crying
This is hilarious
excellent
People don’t realize how many cops are literally white supremacists. Good on Anonymous for getting rid of one.
hello!!! this is such an absolute long shot, but
i am going to budapest this winter break so shadow doctors (i’m pre-med!!) and as you imagine, it’s EXPENSIVE.
so i have a multitude of fundraisers but one that’s very close to my heart is my very first book!!
it’s available on amazon! and it’s entitled: an ode to the lost :)
sooooo if you’re interested, it would mean the WORLD to me if you purchased my book!!
(i’m only 14 copies away from meeting the minimum threshold for my royalties!!!!)
if you aren’t interested, please share!!! it would mean the WORLD to me 🤧❤️
hey y’all do you want to see a dragon that i drew
of course you do here he is
Affirmation: I am open to the possibility that things will turn out much better than I imagine.
Instead of using the phrase “it’s five o clock somewhere” as an excuse to start drinking, I propose we use the phrase “it’s bedtime somewhere” as an excuse to start sleeping.
Why not both?
Because I don’t like alcohol culture
My family uses the ‘it’s five o’clock somewhere’ as in wine and cheese hour
But none of us drink
So it’s just.
Fancy cheese and cracker hour.
This is galaxy tier
Y E S
When you introduce two different groups of friends to each other, it’s like your own life’s crossover episode.
i am:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 a demon, who’s at heart, a little bit of a good person
looking for:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 an angel, who deep down, is just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing
Acting is not about being someone different. It’s finding the similarity in what is apparently different, then finding myself in there. – Happy 70th Birthday, Meryl Streep! –
Rihanna! This is a network television show! Is it? Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking










