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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

@teenagezombieeatscomputer

19 years old French person hello Please ask me stupid questions I like those *Edit : I'm now 28. Still French, I'm a winemaker now. How French!
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influencers don’t get it. sure you can stage beautiful pictures of your beautiful self in your beautiful house in expensive workout gear without ever going to the gym. take a mirror selfie that isn’t actually a mirror selfie. it’s you holding your phone with another camera on a timer. get your 500k instalikes. sell tea that makes us shit. vitamin supplements we piss out. you will never have the impact of a girl blogger with 10 likes on a post about the strawberries she got on sale at the grocery store today. i love when social media is a diary. i love you mundane expression. i love you pictures of pets i love you casual selfies i love you weird lighting. i love you diary entries. i love you alive girl

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hyrude

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

edit: whoa, i didn’t expect this to blow up so quick! putting the source in the tags was a bad idea, sorry. this is brian jordan alvarez’s the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo, and you can watch it on youtube or vimeo! he makes lots of other hilarious gay videos too, so you should check out his whole channel.

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An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

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zypiris

<older man and older woman chatting amiably at a table, their conversation is just on the edge of intelligible>

Denise: Oh, hello!

Bill: We were just talking about you kids.

D: I’m Denise Heberle (HEB-er-lee)…

B: And I’m Bill Goodman.

D: Together we’ve been fighting fascism for over 50 years.

B: And so much has changed over those 50 years, such as the ingredients to a successful firebomb!

D (cheerily): And the glass that bank windows are made of!

B: But there’s one thing that hasn’t changed over 50 years, something that is so important to tell you kids who are new to this movement.

Both: Shut the fuck up.

D: You’re sitting in the police transport van after a protest?

B: Shut the fuck up. In a holding cell, with your comrades?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop knocks on your door?

B: Shut the fuck up.

D: Texting on an unsecured device?

B: Shut the fuck up. Pulled over by the cops after a protest?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop just asking about your day?

B: Shut the fuck up. Feds call your mom?

D: Tell your mother to shut the fuck up.

B: Now. Repeat after me. When the cops come calling, what do you do?

(Cut to Bill standing with eight kids)

Kids: Shut the fuck up!

(Cut to Card:

“Shut The Fuck up A Public Service Announcement from

NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD

Detroit & Michigan Chapter”)

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dakt37

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

Good news, everyone!! 🎉

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was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

He also makes SEX perfume

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nicolauda

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

world heritage post

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one thing i do want to say though is i think as h*mosexual women but also just as women in general is that we need to recognize that “i’m not performing for men” is only one half of the picture. maybe you don’t want men’s approval but how much do you need women’s acceptance? how much are you smoking and drinking and doing coke and running and dieting and posting about forgetting to eat and performing other kinds of violence for the approval of other women? how much pressure do women put on you to negate the features of your body or your race or your sexuality or anything else…can you get away with stimming around other women? can you get away with not shaving? can you be around your female friends and feel fat without saying “i feel fat” so no one would mistake you for not punishing yourself for what is (erroneously) assumed to be a “transgression” of the body? can you look ugly and know that the female store clerk or the barista or the girl at the sink next to you or the girl on the bus with you or the girl with you on the elevator on the girl you have to squeeze past in the lecture hall to get out of the aisle will be kind and respectful to you and not act disgusted. can you be around your female family members without them commenting on your body? so much masochism and violence remain normalized among women because we say “well I’m not doing it for men, so it’s my choice” but how much are you doing out of a fear of women? 

and thats how things like makeup and shaving get baked into “feminist” rhetoric because we forget the degree to which feminity is enforced by other women, not men. so even for people who have no stake at all in being appealing to men…there’s still the threat of being punished by women. and every post that’s critical of makeup or whatever that ends up with reblogs that say things like “learn to do eyeliner ugly” or whatever stupid shit just proves that. we’re out here doing the same things we’ve always done we’ve just replaced “attracting men” with “placating other women” 

This reminds of something I read about how in India (and I believe China?) the main mistreatment of women in the home comes not from their husbands, but from their mother-in-law.

So. Don’t hurt yourself for other women, and don’t let yourself hurt other women.

I just learned this in my gender of sociology class, it’s called policing of gender. It’s when you or other people around you force you to act in acceptable gender roles through passive or direct actions, anywhere from asking why a person acts like thst to just looking at them funny. The mist mest up part is how we do this to ourselves too, by not just second guessing our choices but also how we criticize ourselves because we don’t or don’t want to be performing a strict gender role. Like how you feel bad about not putting on makeup even though you don’t want to. This is internalized.

To be clear though, this is still patriarchy. Women didn’t come up with this on their own. Those norms are the norms because of how they serve men. They’ve just become such insidious norms that the enforcement of them has been outsourced to other women, and an average man probably doesn’t even think about them.

Gonna need all of y'all to think long and hard about the way you view a woman’s size, too. Do you label anything bigger than supermodel-skinny as “chubby”? Is supermodel-skinny your “normal”? Do you think thinness is something every woman should want or strive for to the best of her ability, and that she should be grateful if nobody comments on the fact that she’s been unable to achieve it? Do you equate thinness with good health? What does your idea of a muscular woman look like? Do you think fat women are disgusting? Do you think women being fat is something to be ashamed of? Do you categorize anything and everything that isn’t supermodel-skinny as “fat”? Do you talk about “feeling fat” for eating normally? Do you expect your bigger female friends to laugh off or agree with your comments/perspective on “feeling fat” or “being fat” by getting seconds or dessert? Do you associate fatness with laziness, slovenliness, ugliness, stupidity, lack of discipline, bad hygiene, or worse? Do you think working out means weight loss? Do you immediately try and celebrate when a fat woman mentions having lost a significant amount of weight recently, or do you ask her if she’s okay? Do you think “dieting” (aka restricted eating/fasting), calorie counting, and weight loss are appropriate small talk subjects? Do you bring them up more in front of bigger female friends than smaller ones? Do you think fatness is only acceptable if it can be “justified” by something like profession (e.g. sumo wrestler) or genetics (e.g. Samoan)? Do you get offended when women ask you to stop talking about fat women like fat women are the scum of the earth and that being fat is the worst possible fate anyone could suffer? Do you smugly lash out at males by mocking them for being fat, and expect your sisters not to notice how you feel about bodies like theirs? That man will never care that you called him some mean names on the internet, but your sisters are watching and listening. We see how you talk about us. Do better.

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imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

my name is croutons and this is my story

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niedopalek

HALT!✋😐

did you remember to express gratitude for not having to subsistence farm today?

Returning to subsistence farming as a society would be better than the capitalist hellscape we live under now. So no.

imma be real with you, thats a dumb as shit thing to say and you dont really believe that

For those that are confused in the notes, subsistence farming is not hobby farming, or the small scale farming or large scale agriculture. It is where you have to grow everything YOU need to survive. And if you don't, if your crops fail, if the winter is longer (pretty much nothing grows in winter so you better have been preparing for it) or the summer shorter, cooler, anything... you die. Game over. Or you starve and someone dies not not everyone in your family make it.

Or you do not are so weak that when disease comes you have no strength to fight it.

It is not good, it is very hard and the people saying it is better than their world need an extremely Touch Grass.

Also subsistence agriculture traditionally involves having to do all your own textile production. If you want socks, sheets, baskets, towels, burlap sacks, blankets, ribbons, carpets, dresses, cord, or anything else? GO PLANT SOMETHING.

Not even my prairie homesteader ancestors who lived in a sod hut were subsistence farmers. Without factories to make most of their shit, they would have starved before the first winter was out.

You know how you hear statistics about poor people in developing countries who live on less than a dollar/day?

Have you ever wondered how they can do that? Because even if stuff is cheaper in, say, the Central African Republic, it's not that much cheaper.

They can do it (have to do it) because they are subsistence farmers. They grow and make everything they have, and if they can't grow it or make it, tough shit, they don't get it. And if that means they go hungry, if that means they die from a treatable disease, well, that sucks but that's life.

Their lives include lots of backbreaking labor and a very high risk of malnutrition, illness, injury, and early death. In good years, it's hard. In bad years ... well, you probably won't starve, but the malnutrition will make you more vulnerable to disease and cause life-long health problems in your kids.

There is a reason that development agencies spend so much money and effort trying to help those people get the skills, tools, infrastructure, and opportunities they need to not be subsistence farmers. (Sometimes that's getting them into a different line of work, or helping them add a sideline in manufacturing things; sometimes, it's helping them raise their yields so they can have crops to sell at a profit.)

Choosing between capitalism and subsistence farming is a false dichotomy, just like capitalism and communism. There are a fuckton of ways of arranging the economy out there, we're just not that imaginative and we don't know much about historical economies and economies outside the US and Europe.

But even if there were genuinely only two options out there, and those two options were subsistence farming and late-stage capitalism, as someone who hates late-stage capitalism and thinks it should be eliminated, I would still wholeheartedly choose it over subsistence farming. Because the quality of living for even the poorest person in late-stage capitalism is still significantly better than the quality of life of the average subsistence farmer.

Uh there is so much going on in this post.

I think because colonization, the development of modern science, feudalism, the "green revolution," industrialization, capitalism...and a whole bunch of other things...happened a certain way, everybody thinks the whole map of connections between these things and agriculture shows the Fundamental Way Agriculture Works, instead of just a way agriculture worked this one time.

"Subsistence farming" broadly describes a lot of traditional ways of making a living that people still follow. When you go into somebody else's culture and try to change the way people live to something you think is "better" and more "advanced," usually that ends up being something called colonizing them.

It seems a little demeaning to assume that everybody who lives the subsistence farmer life is miserable and would definitely be happier working in something industrialized or characteristic of "late stage capitalism." The Industrial Revolution really did not improve the lives of the workers it brutalized. Then and nowadays alike, I would argue that risking grievous bodily harm in the depths of mines or working oppressively long hours in factories, in very dangerous environments or with toxic substances that kill you over time, certainly isn't "better" than subsistence farming. To say that people voluntarily left farming for the mines or the factories, ignores the coercion that influenced that decision.

It's foolish to act as if we moved past "back breaking" agricultural labor with industrialization. There is less direct human labor relative to the amount of production, but human beings are still in fields doing agricultural labor under the hot sun, they are still suffering in poverty, and even where they have been replaced with machinery, somebody has to assemble the machinery and mine the metals to build it with.

If doing all your own textile production sounds so terrible, imagine doing someone else's! Obviously if the process is mechanized it is less labor-intensive, but still, a mill worker in Bangladesh made my underwear (the label says) and I wonder how much they're getting paid to make underwear all day.

Empowering smallholders is one thing, and a good goal, but the transition from subsistence farming to modern agriculture revolution didn't happen by the empowerment of smallholders. Instead it was disempowerment; nowadays most agricultural laborers don't own their land and are widely abused and mistreated by their bosses. I did some reading on it a while back and it is likely that the largest amount of human trafficking is in agricultural labor.

What's more, the sustainable and holistic practices of agriculture are being lost and replaced by destructive industrial methods.

A subsistence farmer cannot get medicine for a treatable disease? Why? What does that mean? ...Oh, you mean the company that makes the medicine won't give it to them, because they don't have money...

The practical limitations of agriculture are a totally separate thing to discuss—if a subsistence farmer's diet is poor, maybe that's because of physical limits on how much a mule can work, but if a subsistence farmer can't get medicine for a treatable disease, that's because a larger entity decided the farmer's life is worthless.

A job where your labor can be exploited, and so you're not totally worthless, isn't better by the inherent merits, it's just better because you're exploitable and can be wrung out.

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i learned about Marion Stokes, a Philadelphia woman who began taping whatever was on television in 1979 and didn’t stop until her death in 2012.. The 71,000 VHS and Betamax tapes she made are the most complete collection preserving this era of TV. They are being digitized by the Internet Archive. (x)

i feel like this is selling her a bit short tbh.  It’s not like she was a random woman who decided to tape ‘whatever’ was on television.  She was a civil rights activist and archivist, who was extremely concerned about preserving history.  She believed that, by taping television, she would be preserving history EXACTLY as it was perceived at the time; she didn’t want the detail in the news to disappear with time.  And she was RIGHT.

Like I said, she didn’t just tape ‘whatever’ was on television.  It was extremely targeted towards news stations.  There were 8 VCRs running at all times in her home.  Her life—-and her family’s lives—-were centered around 6 hour blocks, since that was the amount of time that a tape would record for.  Her collections were also extremely organized. 

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geiser

no lie i genuinely believe brands are so behind the pleather movement bc they can just buy cheap plastic sell it as expensive 'vegan leather' and be ready for you to return in a couple years to buy another 'vegan peeta approved™ leather jacket' bc they last like 5 minutes compared to the way leather lasts decades all the while you can pat yourself and coorporate's back for being sutainable all the while pvc (what some fake leather products are made of) has been labeled the single most environmentally damaging type of plastic and while there are non pvc fake leathers such as pu leather... its not like thats much better producing plastic pollutes and the second your pleather clothes start to breakdown (which happens much faster than you think) theyll wound up on landfills for at least a 100 years...

also they love love LOVE to try and sell you "plant-based leather" that you then look at the details and it's "45% cactus" or whatever and there's no mention of what the rest of it is

it's plastic.

it's always plastic.

Let me tell you a story.

50 years ago or so a cow died. It died in a slaughterhouse after a life on a cattle ranch. It was butchered in a meat packing plant, and it's body was sent off to a grocery store where it then became an overdone steak or a dry hamburger or maybe dog food. It was the 70s and people had only recently realized that you could put food in things that were not jello. Cut them some slack.

But its skin went to a tannery. And that skin was processed in the hide and then leather. That leather was bought by a clothing company who made jackets out of it, long leather dusters for working men and ranchhands. Cowboy shit.

The dead cow that is now a leather jacket is not technically waterproof because if you stand out in the rain for 6 hours water will eventually work its way through the seams at the shoulders. But its pretty damn waterproof. It keeps off the rain and the snow and the dust and the mud and the brambles and it doesn't melt if it catches a spark. So 50 years ago a man bought one and he wore it pretty much until he died and his wife shoved it in a closet. Decades of use, from the deserts in the southwest to the arctic, because it turns out that cowboys are wildly adaptable.

Anyway, I pulled grandad's jacket out of the closet a while back and there is nothing wrong with that coat. It does have some distinctly non-modern vibes, but more importantly it is cool as hell and looks almost new. I have seen faux distressed leather that looks worse.

The cow is still dead. There will be another cow that dies tomorrow for the same reason. But there's no market for leather these days. Its skin won't be a garment that lasts 50 years. Its gonna rot in a pile with all the others. Someone will sell a "vintage" cowboycore Americana aesthetic dark academia plastic peice of shit that will be garbage in a year. And then they'll sell another one.

That cow, that became a leather coat?

It's probably also a saddle that another cowboy is still riding.

And several belts. Probably some wallets, several gloves, some riding tack.

Nobody who doesn't work with leather understands how much material you get from one cow. I have sides (like 1/4 of a cow) that I've been making things out of for years and there's still lots left in my materials stash.

Once that coat is too worn out to wear, there will still be lots of the leather that's still good. Someone who can't afford to buy hides will probably make smaller things from those pieces (that's how I started working with leather).

Even when every piece of that hide is completely unusable, it will decompose like it was originally going to, and shed no microplastic particles. A synthetic alternative lasts a fraction as long and sheds microplastics for its entire life.

You also can't use that synthetic leather for many of the things you'd use real leather for. It's not fire resistant, so welders can't use it to protect them from sparks. it doesn't have the tensile strength of real leather, so you can make equestrian tack out of it. It doesn't provide any abrasion resistance, so you can't make motorcycle leathers from it. It can't be used for protective equipment in sports like archery, because it would disintegrate under normal use.

Synthetic leather can only be used in place of real leather in fashion and upholstery applications, and it's not very good at either. It requires hundreds of times more material for the same applications due to its short lifespan, and it produces plastic pollution constantly.

There's literally no good argument for replacing real leather with synthetic alternatives. Even if you want to go the animal rights route, how many marine and aquatic ecosystems are you willing to sacrifice for the life of a few cows? Are you even saving cows, when we use them for so many other industries? Does a domesticated animal have more right to life than the wild species impacted by synthetic leather production?

In the long run, it's just not worth it.

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woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:

  • vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)
  • which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.
  • luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.
  • why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.
  • vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.
  • then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.
  • which then require months of further specialized treatment.
  • the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage
  • vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.
  • the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!
  • it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!
  • which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s
  • Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.
  • today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar
  • if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!

in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!

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Okay, but what about Saffron? Why is that more expensive?

ok i love saffron but it is a fucking CUNT look at this shit:

this is saffron. it's made up of tiny red threads. each of those threads?

  • THREE TO A FUCKING FLOWER.
  • it takes 75,000 flowers to make ONE POUND of saffron
  • do u see this field? do u see this fucking field?
  • this field will produce enough saffron to fit in a goddam...baggie? a basket? a smallish bucket, perhaps?
  • and did I MENTION
  • the harvesting has to be done BY HAND
  • are u
  • are u comprehending
  • the Bullshit, are u comprehending it yet?
  • can u imagine. having to sit over a pile of thousands of blossoms and pick each. motherfucking. thread. by hand.
  • and after hours and hours
  • (your joints aching)
  • (your fingers stained)
  • after hours of this nonsense, lo and behold! you have harvested--about a thimble full of fucking saffron
  • jesus wept and so should you

she's such a whore why do i love her