if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

*wears a nice suit and gets down on one knee* u got kik?

"Are you kidding me?" “No, im adulting you”

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

one wheel motorcycle

pin-boys who manually lined pins up

baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

zoo-keeper showering a penguin

But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

look at this picture

when you see it, you cannot unsee it

it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

Holy fuck

"your crush is coming in this way" " what should i do?????" "act normally" "okay"

motherfucker

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

Colours of the Rainbow