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RATA2OUILLE: THE PERFECT DISH (Info Post + Download)

You’re probably wondering, “what the hell?” Honestly so am I, as not even I can fully process what I’ve done. Rata2ouille: The Perfect Dish (AKA Funny Ratgame) is a satirical, freeware indie platformer, social simulation, full length role-playing hybrid game. Following the events of Ratatouille for Wii and its sequel Ratatouille PSP, a new adventure unfolds after a series of events leads to the protagonist discovering a mysterious world known as the Food Network. Partnering up with an odd naked mole rat named Twinkles, the protagonist forms the Rodent Risers, braving the Food Network to find the mythical Perfect Ingredients and defeat the brutally evil rat Knox. Along the way, the player will have to develop Companion Syncs with both coworkers and customers, craft and obtain Persona to wield in combat, manage their restaurant, cook food that will assist them on their journey, and more.

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  • Unravel a grandiose conspiracy involving the amnesiac Twinkles, the evil rat Knox, the mysterious Food Network, the labyrinthine Hyperstream, fast food delivery apps, and an impending visit from the food critic Guy Fieri that could make-or-break your restaurant!
  • Fight intense battles with Shadows that you can also wield as Persona. Use them to best your enemies and rivals, like Ratatoing!
  • Form various Companion Syncs to deepen your bond with important figures in your life to unlock skills and gameplay perks!
  • Date various cute boyfriends! Only one girlfriend included.
  • Over 100 characters from various different media properties appear as customers in your restaurant, including… Sans Undertale, Peter Griffin, Yu Narukami, Kazuma Kiryu, Joseph Joestar, Bayonetta, and many, many, many more!
  • Customize your hero! Set pronouns and unlock over thirty unique costumes that appear both in cutscenes and gameplay!
  • Obtain all seven of the legendary Chaos Emeralds by succeeding in target breaking minigames hidden throughout the Food Network!
  • Difficulty adjustments and options, such as the “Skip Battles” pog item that can be equipped to skip all battles and focus purely on the story! Perfect for players that do not care for combat.
  • Create your own “My Food Network” where you can set your own favorite song to play, choose your color palette, create a food exhibit, and set posters that can be unlocked using points earned from in-game achievements!
  • Super cool players that 100% the game can view a Secret Ending that plays upon clearing the epilogue or talking to a certain friend in My Food Network…

This game is in no way, shape, or form an actual Disney, Pixar, or Atlus product. It is an independently developed satirical game. It is parody and no profit is being made from it.

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Help a black trans woman fight breast cancer

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From Instagram. Tomorrow Valentino is a 50 year-old trans woman struggling with breast cancer. She can’t pay for treatment off of the sex work she does, so THC (Trans Housing Coalition) is asking for donations to her treatment fund. (Click the purple link for more info)

Cashapp: $OTY7

Venmo: Tomorrow-Valentino

hey so for awhile my mattress has had a couple springs poking out and hurting me and ive been trying to just. Add more padding etc but ill still wake up to being jabbed by a metal spring in my back

if y’all could toss a few bucks my way id appreciate it, id like to get a new mattress, nothing fancy. commissions are open. ty

my p/aypal is mollykv1

my c/ashapp is $owleyedman

ADDING ON TO SAY

i found a mattress online for about 160 bucks so that’s going to be the goal!

20/160

26.50 / 160

a helpful remember for outstanding allies!!!

my distinguished colleague ted and i call guys dudes and gals babes, but what do we call our most excellent non-binary pals? a while back, we decided to start calling our genderless pals "hotties" as suggested by some of our most bodacious fans! make sure to let all the hotties in your life know how much you appreciate them in these most trying times!

bill... This is excellent! Its most resplendent of you to remind us all!!!

Anonymous asked:

Where’s Rufus? The people want to know.

his daughter recently took over for him... he’s been gone for a while now :(