IF WE WISH TO TASTE THE FUTURE
WE MUST REMEMBER THE FLAVORS OF OUR PAST
Play the award-winning, 99% on Metacritic 40 hour role-playing platforming social simulation visual novel hybrid game Rata2ouille: The Perfect Dish today! Click here!

Play the award-winning, 99% on Metacritic 40 hour role-playing platforming social simulation visual novel hybrid game Rata2ouille: The Perfect Dish today! Click here!
You’re probably wondering, “what the hell?” Honestly so am I, as not even I can fully process what I’ve done. Rata2ouille: The Perfect Dish (AKA Funny Ratgame) is a satirical, freeware indie platformer, social simulation, full length role-playing hybrid game. Following the events of Ratatouille for Wii and its sequel Ratatouille PSP, a new adventure unfolds after a series of events leads to the protagonist discovering a mysterious world known as the Food Network. Partnering up with an odd naked mole rat named Twinkles, the protagonist forms the Rodent Risers, braving the Food Network to find the mythical Perfect Ingredients and defeat the brutally evil rat Knox. Along the way, the player will have to develop Companion Syncs with both coworkers and customers, craft and obtain Persona to wield in combat, manage their restaurant, cook food that will assist them on their journey, and more.
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This game is in no way, shape, or form an actual Disney, Pixar, or Atlus product. It is an independently developed satirical game. It is parody and no profit is being made from it.
Check out more down below for a little Q&A
don’t ban boobb
please. bill and i love booob! and so do many other dudes and alot of babes too! banning them would be most heinous for everyone.
thanks for coming to my theodore logan talk.
it worked...
bill it seems today's youth are calling our jams "penis music"
heinous.
i think they mean in a non-heinous way. like a compliment
oh. well then excellent!!!
Oh my God! These Chocodiles™, these Chocodiles™, Ted, oh my God, these Chocodiles™, oh my God.
Um. Yeah. They’re good.
are you and ted gay for eachother
ted and I don't like what people call "LABELS" but
between you and me
yes?
time to answer this privately and hit send!
bill my dude you did not answer that privately
everybody knows now.
no plato dont come out of the weed cave
Oh mein gott zis is ein vorld full of realenthingens
bill and ted learn the word “gender presentation” and get stressed out because they think they need to give a presentation on their genders
Assigned at birth!? Ohhh nooo My dude do you think they take late submissions?
gender… what ? ?
i'll get the time machine
it's time to go back and kill gender once and for all
From Instagram. Tomorrow Valentino is a 50 year-old trans woman struggling with breast cancer. She can’t pay for treatment off of the sex work she does, so THC (Trans Housing Coalition) is asking for donations to her treatment fund. (Click the purple link for more info)
hey so for awhile my mattress has had a couple springs poking out and hurting me and ive been trying to just. Add more padding etc but ill still wake up to being jabbed by a metal spring in my back
if y’all could toss a few bucks my way id appreciate it, id like to get a new mattress, nothing fancy. commissions are open. ty
my p/aypal is mollykv1
my c/ashapp is $owleyedman
ADDING ON TO SAY
i found a mattress online for about 160 bucks so that’s going to be the goal!
20/160
26.50 / 160
Alex Winter as Bill S. Preston, Esq. BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE (1989)
a helpful remember for outstanding allies!!!
my distinguished colleague ted and i call guys dudes and gals babes, but what do we call our most excellent non-binary pals? a while back, we decided to start calling our genderless pals "hotties" as suggested by some of our most bodacious fans! make sure to let all the hotties in your life know how much you appreciate them in these most trying times!
bill... This is excellent! Its most resplendent of you to remind us all!!!
Where’s Rufus? The people want to know.
his daughter recently took over for him... he’s been gone for a while now :(
If you're me, what number am I thinking of?
Good robot me?? ...must be 69!
