wizards are predisposed to evil bc that's just what academia does to you
When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYONE
"well women are good and men are bad but trans people are oppressed so we've made you an honorary member of the good guys" you idiot. you fucking dolt.
"all men are bad except trans men and nonbinary people" I am hitting you with my transgender bite attack
"oh I'm a trans ally"
then fucking stop reinforcing the gender binary, including your precious "man hater" persona you slapped "cis" in front of when trans people became politically incorrect to target
I hate American car culture as a whole and believe that the only way forward as a healthy society is stronger and universally accessible public transit infrastructure. HOWEVER. I also love being a little motor cowboy out on the freeway. The feeling of traveling out on the open road late at night— just me (& possibly a pal) and a car and my tunes and a gay little drink? Unmatched. Unparalleled. The open road is like a lover to me.
#god okay literally me#LOVE a train love a public transportation#but also. car. :)))#the thing is like. i want it to be optional#i want the choice to barrel down the road twenty over the speed limit blasting country radio. and i want these other fuckers off the road#the open road is like a lover to me#👏
did not realize there was a Gollum game out so I was staring at this thumbnail like 'well damn the little dude had his problems but 22 minutes of criticism seems excessive'
SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK
they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm
lots of doctor worms here tonight i see
meant to say doctor worm fans. i guess we can all be doctor worm. good morning how are you we’re doctor worm
Nobody talks about how hobbies like crochet and knitting have suspense, anxiety, and gambling involved and it’s all thanks to a self inflicted game called yarn chicken
Just a couple of dudes reminding you that Aldis Hodge is, in fact, the sexiest man alive. In addition to being a horologist, he's also a painter and a violinist. He also went to school for architecture.
Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out
Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis
spicecities
worst thing people did was turn the incredibly personal experience of being lgbt into strict definitions and rules and then ridicule and harass others who don't fit into their neat boxes, as if that isn't what we were trying to run away from this whole time.
benny russell (the cover of my notebook for my nonfiction class this semester)
STAR TREK: TOS- S1E28 | The City on the Edge of Forever