Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”
me: “Fine, thanks.”
Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.
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I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways
lol
republicansareahategroup
Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck
kiiryukazuma
Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians
This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians
Reblog for success in opening jars on the first try for the rest of the year!
And may this gift follow you into the new year
i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so
Things both bisexuals and asexuals are, appearantly:
1) gay and in denial
2) straight and looking for attention
Schrodinger’s Queer
retrogamingblog
Eeveelution T-shirts made by chocolateraisinfury
It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is
It’s the insanity of being stuck in a building with a thousand other people your age who are all chronically sleep-deprived and panicking.
