Butch loverboy, boyish butch, ruggedly butch,,, motorbike butch, kitchen butch, butch mechanics, butch cat lovers.....

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

Reading guide

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

everyone has to stop making posts like "the world's loneliest ant has died in secret" its making me sad

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

smoking whatever made that hill silent

inhaling whatever made that resident evil

a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and every time i see one of those ridiculous patterned shirts I Have A Moment because i, a big beautiful butch lesbian, so far own EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS SHIRTS TOO FFFJGJJ

this is true mlm and wlw solidarity. 

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

OK now what

ANOTHER 20

Drew Gooden pinned comment compilation

It's legit. Section 11.G "Opt out" explains how.

I just did this, and Etsy doesn’t actually tell you anywhere on the site how to find your username (it’s randomly generated), which you need to opt out, so here’s how to do that:

https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115015653248-Your-Username the main point is “The URL of your profile page contains your username. It looks like this: etsy.com/people/[your username]”

All sorts of negativity on here lately towards the notion of trans feminine passing. What if you’re the younger male heir to a small house caught between avaricious powers and your older sister (who you’ve always born a more than passing resemblance to) disappears on the eve of her betrothal to a powerful lord on which the future of the house has been staked? And all looks lost until your family’s oldest and most trusted advisor comes up with an outlandish scheme to buy time which involves you taking her place, but which only works if you can impersonate her perfectly? Huh? Have some empathy

“vampire empire demo is better” “vampire empire released is better” i don’t CARE can we let a guy SOB and REMINISCE for ONCE

big thief / adrianne lenker lyrics + gender moods

bonus- interview with adrianne

[ID: 7 screenshots of lyrics followed by an interview excerpt. The lyrics are

The interview reads

‘Pretty Things’ contains the lyrics: “Men are baptised in their anger and fighting / There’s a woman inside of me, there’s one inside of you too / and she don’t always do pretty things”. When pressed on the lyric, Lenker takes a moment. “I feel within myself a constant dialogue between my masculinity, my femininity and the part of me that is neither of those things.

“I’m just trying to talk about it because I feel like I’m something that is very ambiguous, and I’ve never felt like I wanted to like call myself anything – I feel it’s strange to have call yourself something. What if I’m just simply a pulsating, glowing, amorphic organism that is just like, existing and fluttering through a moment of eternity?”

/end ID]

oh you hate me? you see my big beautiful sad brown eyes and you’re gonna hate me?

don’t reblog this and add your eye color this is specifically for brown eyes ONLY

mutant mayhem was great but unfortunately it does contain flashing without a warning. if you’re planning on seeing it, the flashing starts in the scene where the turtles are in cynthia utrom’s lab and continues in the fight in superfly’s lair, i unfortunately don’t have timestamps though. feel free to share to spread the word for those who are planning on seeing the movie but may be harmed by flashing lights

Hey these aren’t exact exact but here we are

The flashing in utrom’s lab (assuming you are referring to the electrocution if not lmk and I’ll find the proper one) starts at roughly 58:53 and ends at about 59:55 it also briefly happens again between 1:04:16 and 1:04:18

The flashing in the lab starts roughly at 1:09:53 and ends at 1:11:40

These are really rough but I hope it may help someone

this is massively helpful tysm!!!!!

this post is gaining quite a bit of traction so please rb this version instead!! the timestamps could be extremely helpful to anyone who needs them

i would have put more but alas theres a limit to poll choices. feel free to rb if you like

me: *brain short circuiting* he's got that.. tthat phallic pussy.... swag..

scientist: *shocks me again*

Boots with the fur

wish it was easier to tell the difference between ‘pain that will get better if you use the body part’ and ‘pain that will get worse if you use the body part’ and ‘pain that is indifferent to you using the body part’ tbqh

It’s going to vary a lot from person to person, but as a rule of thumb:

i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i'm on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self's ability to read a book a day instead

life, it never die. you're not capable of being the guy. i had a guy but now i dont. you. are not. the guy

because women are his favourite guy

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