this commercial changed me as a person 

they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial

fuck it i’ve watched it all three times it’s come on my dash and now you have to suffer with me

@lovesally I’m glad we’re not alone in this ^^

I remember watching this on tv for the first time and I started sobbing and my dad was sitting there dumbfounded like “it’s a fucking gum commercial. GUM. Stop that.” And I was just like “IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL”

The setup, the payoff, the acting without words. They did not have to go this fucking hard.

Following horny people and opening tumblr in public is the path to true strength. Scrolling quickly through porn trains your [Warrior’s Reflexes], and calmly moving past it trains your [Warrior’s Resolve].

And as for strengthening your sword arm, well,

Admittedly I love this AU- Marianne armed with a needle and a killer determination for her work and Bog a surly disgruntled plant store owner who has more of a respect for his bromaliads and fly traps than he does with people.

Also known as everyone is inked and nothing hurts- except for a couple of broken, rock n roll hearts.

And once more your art makes me fall in love with these two all over again.  

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this is my spidersona, s-tired-man. its inspired by when im tired and in bed

i love when ppl ask writers questions about their ocs and they're like "uhh i think so?" as if they didn't invent them. like they're just mild acquaintances we have

Please be aware though, re-posting art work without credit to the artist is NOT anarchist, anti-capitalist, or in any way punk.

I searched Google for "firing all the billionaires into the sun comic", found the image ---> used it to search for a nicer one and lo and behold found a link to their own Twitter. This took about 5 minutes. Slower than a 5 second reblog but still fast - and also much more important.

The creator is First Dog on The Moon and what makes this version^ so much worse to spread around is that the original HAD the author's handle on it but it was cropped out.

Anyway. If anyone would like to follow the artist here's their Twitter.

If you reblogged the uncredited version I recommend taking 5 seconds to edit your post with their link and handle. It helps artists IMMENSELY.

Stay punk.

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.

Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.

actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"

I'm so fucking good at characters

I spent several hours writing multi-paragraph descriptions for all the heroes and shit and then I got to THE WIZARD and said "It's a fucking evil wizard, what more do you need than that"

@evilwizard's dating profile

you know it 👍

Sorry to be "that guy" but I have to inject this weird serum into your legs now

The car is being repossessed

they're trying to stop that from happening I think