I cant explain
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th
Ten years of celebrating the 15th, everyone
HAPPY 10 YEARS OF THE 15TH, EVERYONE. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS IS STILL HAPPENING.
1 in 10 infections (not people, actual infections) will result in long covid for most people. Significant nerological impacts, significant cardiovascular impacts, fatigue and chronic pain, complications with other conditions, and other symptoms we dont yet understand are what come with long covid. And yet, the World Health Organization has declared today that the pandemic is over.
The covid pandemic is not over at all, only just beginning. The mass disabling of people over time of repeated infections will overwhelm our deeply ableist systems not built for accommodating disability on a wide scale.
Keep wearing masks my people.
Welp, had these in my drafts for SUCH A long time
Gadget screenshots I wanted to put out there 🥰
mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge
Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault
Thank Gnome it’s Friday! Lol
mcdonalds gave me a baby pancake 🥺 i love when small businesses send free gifts
UPDATE: DO NOT GOOGLE "RONALD MCDONALD BREEDING"
how dare u ???? EVERYONE should be educated on ronald mcdonald breeding practices.
Actually, a lot of the research done on ronald mcdonald breeding was funded by rival diner chains as a slander campaign and is riddled with misinformation and pseudo science so the one that should educate themselves is YOU
so you hate women ???!!?!
he looks so fertile and weak
who said that
get back here and face what youve done
This whole post felt like getting slapped by a very wet piece of ham, one after another.
i know who I'd slap with a wet piece of ham
“One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn’t be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. ‘See those bubbles,’ he asked. ‘They’re air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.’
“Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. ‘Look how slowly it sank,’ he told them. ‘Make it faster.’
“One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. ‘I thought I ordered the beef on rye,’ he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. ‘Does that look like beef on rye?’
“He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn’t stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldn’t listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn’t be in an aquarium.
“The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn’t care.
“It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was.”
i’m starting a collection
the collection grows!!!!!
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
sorry
hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore
like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point
nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD
let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD
Some tea-aboo draculas I saved from last year that I think deserve to be shared again
IT'S "FOUL BAUBLE OF MANS VANITY" DAY!!! REMEMBER TO THROW YOUR MIRRORS OUT THE HIGHEST WINDOW OF YOUR TALLEST TOWER













