not well & unsettled

happy no november! this month i will be doing nothing 🧘‍♀️

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

"scan the qr code to download the app" how about YOU scan my nuts to download kill yourself

this is liek . im speechless. this is a new type of guy entirely

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded

what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

i see a medium sized rock and i’m like “god. i need to go stand on this and be 14 inches higher off the ground right now”

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

Norway rats are invasive there, and can only survive the winters in human buildings, however it’s total nonsense that there’s no rats in Alberta, because it’s just straight up impossible to eliminate a rapidly-breeding r-selected species like that by killing them in mass numbers. It Does Not Work.

alberta isnt rat-free because they killed all the rats

alberta created their strict anti-rat surveillance before invasive rats even reached them

From Wikipedia for brown rat…

BTW, the Wikipedia rat map caused so many arguments that they removed it altogether.

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! for!!! me!!!

and of course biden is doing nothing about this

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!

I think this might legitimately be characterized as a hate crime

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

give an audience a canon gay ship and they will be entertained for one season. queerbait them and you entertain them for a lifetime.

Does the schrodinger's box experiment account for the fact that a cat in a box is most likely gonna yowl its lungs out

tags from coloredcompulsion:

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

the way these strikes get framed is always so funny to me

"the strike could stretch on until the end of summer" or the execs could pay their workers

"there won't be ANY new shows because of this strike" or the execs could pay their workers

"no more content for us because the mean old writers and actors are-" OR THE EXECS COULD PAY THEIR WORKERS

“trends” is the second most trending topic rn ive rlly seen everything