It’s 4/20’s eve, make sure to leave out Milk and Brownies for Snoop dogg

that moment in the first avenger when bucky shoots that guy and steve turns around and salutes him makes me laugh bc, like, i will be the first to admit i know nothing about military strategy, but i feel like you probably shouldn’t so blatantly give away your sniper’s location like that

like, was that moment immediately followed by bucky scrambling to his feet like ‘goddamnit steve HOW MANY TIMES’ and takin off into the woods while hydra goons fired at him,, like thank you, captain america, for that, i was hoping to make this more complicated than necessary

my last 3 brain cells watching me throughout the day

did this person break up their own relationship

isn’t this the plot of the pina colada song

This video is wildly out of control

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

his first hops 😂❤ credit: @thekangaroosanctuary

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

(via elizwsmith)

Adorable animal snaps. Please enjoy.

Meet Lily and Luna. Lily does not look impressed at all. “Who hurt my baby” 13/10 for both 

1.07 | 5.14

Learn Yo Shit

1. Vaginal discharge is normal 2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary 3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear 4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine) 5. It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to 6. Having sex has no correlation of how “tight” your vagina is 7. Yeast infections are COMMON

In case any of you ladies are feeling a little self conscious