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colton, 28

@tearsforbeers

dni if you don't get no pussy
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i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

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i know that children crave steel and iron

“When I was fifteen I was trying to lose weight by eating tomato sandwiches. And man, it actually tasted good. You put salt and pepper, and some mayonnaise. That’s all I ate. Only problem is I live in the Bronx around a lot of Spanish people, and they always got nicknames and shit. So now my name is Tomato. I work at the stadium. But I don’t get to be at the games; I work overnights cleaning up. It’s like, fuck that. But I don’t work harder, I work smarter, I get lit. Today’s my day off so I’m just riding. I had to pull over real quick to switch to a different song. I need a song to go with the vibe. I got my suit on. I’m hyped, happy, sun is out. Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’. That’s what I need. That’s my song right there. Wooooo! It makes me want to rush. It makes me want to do all types of exciting things. It makes me want to go to Italy and ride a Vespa. It makes me want to go to space. Play Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ and give me a force field. I’d probably do it. I’d go to space.”

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

is he also in front of the white house?

thats Joe Biden