i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad
Happy "Fuck Your Friend's Dad Friday" Monday
remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat
i think everyone needs to get into wildlife identification it's like a minigame for real life
Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning
CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT
CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET
CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS
CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE
CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON
CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM
the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will
i like to think the worms tried small talk during boat rides
we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible
+ if it wasnt clear this post is explicitly trans inclusive :]
saw someone refer to not knowing how to keep track of your money as "girl math" ......why are we in this weird era of treating women like idiots but repackaging it to sound cute and quirky. We All Need To Stop
at this point i also take issue with those tweets/posts that are of the genre “girls were meant to sit in their bed with treats and do nothing all day” it was fun and #relatable maybe the first few times but it’s really just feeding into this weird mass objectification and dehumanization of women going on all over every social media platform now
One of my favorite Tumblr interactions was when I was like "I like when dudes do [x]" and someone was like, "Sure but let's not assume everyone does." And when I was like "I uh. Specifically said *I* like this" and they were like, "This was clearly written in a relatable, everyman affect designed to make broad generalizations about common preferences." It was then that I realized I am simply operating on a higher tier than most other users
Anyway love when dudes are hairy as shit. And now YOU do too. EVERYONE loves this. If you are reading this I am The Every Man and you now share this preference with me
Oliver Clegg (British, b. 1980)
oliver clegg, a white british man, blatantly plagiarised the work of Kenyan visual artist Staice Shitanda with this piece. iirc he’s never acknowledged the issue, let alone apologised for it; instead blocked all communication from people trying to point it out on his social media & even had it featured in art exhibitions. the original:
Presence and Absence — Joel 2021, by Shitanda.
holy shit it's literally flipped and traced
this is also the dude that traced a @straycatj image without credit or permission so I'm not surprised
We suppose there's nobody to make such a silly composition without Tom&Jerry staff
compulsory abledness also (partially) explains why disability aids are forced onto some people and denied from others
prosthetic limbs are forced onto amputees whether they want them or not because the goal is to make disabled people look as abled as possible. whereas, all sorts of people who would benefit from mobility aids are often denied them until it’s a “last resort” because! you guessed it! the goal is to make us look as abled as possible
neither person in this situation is privileged. it’s just that the same harmful phenomenon impacts different groups in different ways
if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again
I was having a conversation with someone who was lamenting over how to maintain attraction to our partners as their bodies change and age and feeling self conscious herself about that process and I was like. we should be so lucky as to see them through these many years as we are seen ourselves. Hope that helps u understand
magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end
who fucking reblogged this as ben ten