victor hugo / sewers OTP

@tearfully / tearfully.tumblr.com

Me and my straight husband are queering parenting by shopping for the baby at whole foods. We think there’s something kind of earthy and homo about the place

my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal

me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

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to be fair i’m always aware that i’m an ugly little gremlin but i hate being reminded of it upfront by like. reflective surfaces