tea isn’t just a drink it’s a handwarmer it’s an experience it’s a love language it’s a friend it’s
Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit
elevensevenkevin
wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??
man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside
chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.
schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.
Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.
Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol
just went and got eurydice. this is so easy
um. awfully quiet in this tunnel.
Zuko: well, if I was the blue spirit
Zuko: AND I’M NOT
Sokka: *suspiciously and reluctantly crosses out Zuko’s name on his list of possible blue spirit suspects*
@your-royal-momoness BEGGING you to not leave a gem like this in the tags
pick one you bald genderless idiot
💀🐴SKELTON PAINTED HORSES🐴💀
Oh fuck, are those friesians?
GLOW IN THE DARK????
my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
this is surprisingly useful actually
stop wasting space and add another
tres ibuprofenitos
gun to my head if I had to write a story about Two-Face the premise would be that Harvey’s totally reformed, 100% in the clear, genuinely 0 interest in crime or murder, so he goes back to practicing law. but Two-Face is still there and ALSO practicing law so Harvey is like this upstanding lawyer working pro bono for various charities and nonprofits and what have you and then Two-Face is like a sleezy ambulance chaser taking out HUGE obnoxious billboards all over Gotham and recording the worst local commercials you have EVER seen. they share an office and work on alternating days. the POV character of this miniseries is the shared secretary who has to keep both of their schedules straight and the climax involves Harvey and Two-Face somehow legally being allowed to represent two different people who are suing each other
this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this