tonjght were drinking from the bong
d’ya think if i ask the bottom surgeon nicely theyll let me have two
polls should be taken away from us because people make polls like this and don't even make :3 an option like hello? we can't be trusted
this is litereally transmisogyny.
customer service training video: the customer, ultimately, fears castration.
every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
This tag deserves to be seen
My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it
They see a time skip of any length and go
in 2023 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries etc
glad that this one hit home with you all
Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)
Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™
medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool
Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™
That’s more the fuck like it
😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this