A lonely bitch ….. A loner ….. I love isolation AND detachment

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

Always relevant

I’m not interested in math or heterosexuality

Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that i’ve been a naughty hoe and it was worth it

this thanksgiving I’m thankful that I don’t play league of legends

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

“why don’t you have your homework?”

no but in all seriousness, don’t force relationships and don’t force friendships. if these things aren’t flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

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