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I love strong and independent women. I like well-written women. I like cool women.

I don’t like Marvel’s: “look, it’s a female character who copycats male character but she is not him, and now she’s better than him in everything without any actual reason and trying. She also will be insulting him during the whole show. And she is a hero so she will burn people alive with a smile on her face.”

I really don’t.

Because it’s bad writing, it’s a shallow caricature, not a well written character. It’s halfassed, lazy and offensive.

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Really not a fan of the new trend in the mcu that puts asgardians in regular human clothes it's boring and makes the films and tv shows look cheap in comparison like heaven forbid the norse gods look like norse gods

They literaly make gods look like regular mortals and change what was so charming and different about them because its cheaper than to make asgardian armour for each one.

hate hate HATE how every mainstream movie and show these days is so oversaturated with self-awareness. characters regularly point out the absurdity of their circumstances, the fourth wall no longer even exists, no media takes itself SERIOUSLY anymore and i'm exhausted. it's only funny when it's UNCOMMON, dinguses. if every fucking movie is full of cringe attempts at a self-aware style of humour that stopped being funny five years ago, then guess what? audiences get bored. let movies fucking exist in their worlds!! stop fearing being called "cringe" for being earnest!! the alternative is so much worse and everyone can see it!!! you have no confidence in your abilities and it SHOWS!!!

Dont want any " this movie feels like a movie " slander on this blog . Most movies dont fucking feel like movies . I cant fucking remember the last time i went to the cinema . I cant remeber the last time i saw a modern original movie thats not a part of a fucking 50 movie franchise. I cant rember the last time i saw a movie made to be a movie and not promotional matirial for a setup of a set up for the fucking 11 avengers movie thats just another souless cashgrab . Whateved the fuck the movies name is its a standalone movie that is airing irl and not on fucking Disney+ or amazon prime of whatever the fuck . Its an actual movie . Idk if it sucks . Idc if it sucks . Its a movie that feels like a movie

It feels like every ten seconds a new marvel movie appears on the horizon and gets hyped up into infinity with constant ads and merch and fans saying “yeah I know marvel isn’t that good but this movie is going to be legendary and relevant bro I promise” and then it comes out plays in theaters for a while and is literally never mentioned again. It immediately fades into obscurity alongside the other 200 bad marvel movies. Net zero impact

When you treat your special effects team right and give them enough money, you get a visual masterpiece like The Sandman.

When you treat your special effects team like shit on your shoe and barely pay them and give them no time to work on things, you get whatever the fuck She-Hulk has going on.

As much as I'm glad Daniel Sousa got away from Peggy because he deserved so much better than her, I won't ever forgive Marvel Studios for proving Agent Krzeminski's ableist, misogynistic ass right when he said, "No girl is gonna trade in a red, white, and blue shield for an aluminum crutch."

What a great message to send to disabled people in the audience, "You are only ever good enough to be the second choice to an abled person, you don't deserve a have a happy ending."

Bold of you to believe that the majority of Marvel Movies aren't mid, with their stories influenced by people who have already admitted they refuse to hire people who actually care about the characters and stories (outright calling it a "red flag") 💀.

The only realistic part of this claim, which op definitely did not intend, is that Disney doesn't give a fuck about the rights of the people they get rich off of and only care about their production.

Me when a Marvel movie has a post-credit scene advertising Splingus Dingus in the next movie: ehhh this is stupid

Me when a Sonic movie does the exact same fucking thing: Oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh

they really…………named the new captain america movie………..after an antisemitic conspiracy theory………… started by the nazis……. the mcu really does continue to completely disrespect the jewish creators of their source material while also completely undermining their Black characters and characters of colour. what a disgusting mess.

It's so strange that no one on here is talking about how the intro to marvels secret invasion was created entirely by ai. This is the first time a major studio has done this. Just think of how big the MCU is. Think of how many people watch these shows and will be inspired by the opening and create their 'own' shows and openers consisting of stolen artwork. AI is taking the place of actual human artists. It isn't a what if anymore. It's real.

And it's completely terrifying.

I get that they have to get rid of old guard marvel characters because the actors are like moving on with their careers and shit but how come the men get to go home to their families, have happy endings, and the women have to die for shock value or to move the plot along?

it’s like I know they wouldn’t have written a canon destiel relationship well I know they would have done an awful job portraying a gay relationship between two mains on cw show supernatural. realistically I know they would have tried to do contrived relationship drama and stereotypes and just complete mishandling of the whole deal. but it’s not about that. it’s about me being right and getting to be right for three whole seasons. the euphoria is in the vindication. that’s why I deserved canon destiel in season 13. also obviously we did not get that so in my secret good reality that lives in my head I get to pretend that if it had gone canon they would have just had the love confession and kiss and carried on as normal, which there’s a whole thing to get into re: how lgbt relationships are portrayed and double standards and censorship but this way we could say that hey they’re obviously together now and huh. they’re acting the way they always have. interesting :) and also let’s be real they acted married in season 13 anyways. or in my special special fantasy reality I can pretend that they would have handled the relationship with some modicum of competence and that I would have got to see the occasional affection between them like kiss or perhaps even hold hand :) jensen and his bank account could have handled it

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it’s just like. dean kissing cas post confession couldve worked as an impulse and stays true to who they are..... dean can’t process the weight of what’s happening but he understands the stakes so he moves on pure instinct and desperation (he can’t say what he needs to but he can show it) and cas gets irrefutable proof that he can HAVE exactly what he wanted and he can feel it without a doubt and without any of the misunderstandings in communication that so often plague them!!!!! dean can’t unpack things at a pace where a verbal response was possible but he was absolutely dying to make cas understand, and cas didn’t fucking deserve to leave dean thinking he was alone in his feelings. anyways they should’ve kissed and jensen and dean absolutely would’ve filmed it. i’m done now.

I just really feel like I’m going crazy like no one who worked on the cw’s supernatural, a group of people that LOVES to shoutout and take advantage of the fandom’s devotion #spnfamily, wants to take ANY credit like “oh yeah we made cas gay because we know it would mean a lot to our fans especially the lgbt ones who saw themselves in this story” not only does it seem everyone has been banned from saying “gay” “love” or “confession” but even just acknowledging what happened outside its position within the narrative “oh yeah that’s a big moment for misha’s character” no you idiot it’s a big moment for ALL of us for everything that came together to create that and now it’s being discussed as though it was just an obvious narrative inevitability like you didn’t haggle me about this for twelve years and now can just pretend it was always going to work out this way and also is kind of embarrassing to talk about publicly! what the FUCK!

you spend twelve years refusing to Make It Gay you end up pouring money into market research to see if making a blatantly queercoded character explicitly bisexual is too much for your fragile ailing cash cow AND THEN in the eleventh hour you finally decide to take the Big Gay Risk and you don’t even TRY to milk it? not even a little bit?? not even some good old rainbow capitalism?? it makes no damn sense mark pedowitz I know you love money you are not fooling ME